Alex Pattison

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Favourite tifo of the season ❤️💙

[Rockland United F.C. @RocklandUnited]

We’ve only gone and got promoted!! These lot ❤️🖤

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[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

@Brownbridge @MM1501 @The_Yachtsmen @MulbartonFC Step 5, really not that difficult.

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

@Brownbridge Still a nonce

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

@SMFIRTH90 @edward_w97 He’s past the keeper, he’s offside how do people not know this rule

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

This is appalling. How can Starmer’s Britain lecture other countries about free speech when an innocent journalist gets a knock on the door - for a tweet? Our police have their hands full of burglaries and violent crime. They are being forced to behave like a woke Securitate - and it has to stop.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The UK has the highest retirement age in the world, the lowest pension in Europe, some of the longest working hours in Europe, one of the lowest minimum wages, the highest energy costs, the biggest profits, and the lowest taxes for the richest.

It all needs to change.

[Pys @CFCPys]

Football couldn’t get better for Chelsea fans right now. Can’t believe it. #CFC #ENG 💙

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.

Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.

Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.

Here we go ✨

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

🎥POLICE- Update regarding UK riots.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist.

& Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole.

The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you.

Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned.

& We are about to get taxed even more.

NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better.

Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it.

The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender.

Our soldiers are getting stabbed.

Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired.

& that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse.

If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks.

Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea.

I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad.

You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe.

I want my kids to live not survive.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Brilliant! https://t.co/31ASs32oVG

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

@Brownbridge Because he waved one by from 25 yards…

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

Unpopular opinion - Lampard for England manager

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Tom Jenkins @TomJenkns]

Lewis Dunk literally served this up in the last international…

Not only is Jarrad Branthwaite 21, left footed and a better footballer, he also plays with our STARTING keeper every week. Unexplainable from Southgate

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

Seen custard turn quicker than Dunk

[Pys @CFCPys]

@ChelseaFC #BringTuchelHome

[Alex Pattison @Pattison9]

Clubs fucked

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino and Chelsea part ways with immediate effect.

Chelsea and Pochettino have already agreed on terms, as @Matt_Law_DT reports.

↪️ #CFC will consider a young manager as priority to replace Pochettino.