Patrick Landers

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Is it just me or did pharrell dress like freddy kreuger??? #coachcaption

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@BenBurnleyBB dude, my phone probably hates me cuz all i ever play is BB. Rock on, brother.

[Chris Roberson @_c_r_i_t_t_e_r_]

“@patrickdaniel21: @_c_r_i_t_t_e_r_ kick the baby!!!” what r u talkin about bro

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@brittanyking118 you smell like bacon turds lol love you baby!

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Do blind people use light switches? #IronicCuriosity

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Twitter me this, twitter me that. Here's a tweet from a guy named patt.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Just great... Looks like it'll be my first all-nighter in forever. And I gotta work 5-Close tomorrow #InDesperateNeedOfEnergyPills

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@robby_myers only if you grow a hitler lol

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

So, I ended up taking three bags. Left the other two at the motel. Sitting at a bus stop catching my breath. Really need some water.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

In twenty minutes, I will literally have nothing but work clothes. Gotta leave everything here at the motel cuz I can't find a place for it.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

an hour and a half left.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Eventhough I'll be back out on the streets tomorrow, I know God is watching over me. #matthew6:34

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@lscott21 fish are friends, not food.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

2am is not a pleasant time to finally make it to bed #stupidthievesatwork

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@dustangam yes

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better." -Abraham Lincoln

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

Crazy sunburn #badfarmertan http://t.co/8hhxABn

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

On the way to work.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@_c_r_i_t_t_e_r_ haha thats where @jagrasse got that black eye from.

[Patrick Landers @pattman1988]

@_c_r_i_t_t_e_r_ its a games they played on south park. I don't know where it came from but I just felt like saying something random.