Pat Tomasulo

My debut comedy SPECIAL out now! ⬇️

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

$954,000 and counting raised to fight Trigeminal Neuralgia.

THANK YOU to everyone who made the 11th annual “Laugh Your Face Off” possible.

We are so grateful, we are so hopeful.

Change is coming.

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The injustice.

[Chicago Vince @ChicagoVince]

Charissa Thompson was reminiscing about much fun she had on #ShaqVs in the Prime post game show, but no shout out to her former co-host, @pattomasulo while in Chicago.

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Where's Artie Bucco when you need him?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Two bunnies on the field in the CFL, as seen on the TSN broadcast. 🐇🐇🏈

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

I’ll be speaking at @TEDxChicago this year about the realities of being a caregiver. True to fashion, I will not mince words. It’ll be funny, raw, deeply personal, and hopefully illuminating. But not motivational- I don’t do Tony Robbins.

See you October 3rd. Tickets on sale.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."

[Black Ditka @LostHebrew_Dre]

How Caleb Williams pulled up to Carolina Panthers home and put up 60 points of offense

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Best live performance I've ever seen.

[U2 @U2]

Super Bowl XXXVI. 2002. A tribute to the lives lost on September 11, 2001.

[Rory Cooper @rorycooper]

Still hits the same

[PequodsPizza @PequodsPizza]

We’re always happy to have Jon Porter @ChiPizzaTour stop by Pequod’s, but it’s extra special when it’s for a good cause. 🍕

Jon recently hosted Pat Tomasulo, Jeff Mauro and two lucky contest winners for Pat’s annual @laffyourfaceoff charity pizza tour this year!

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

📣 Announcing the "Back After This?" Tour. Five shows announced for this Fall/Winter, with more to follow. Tickets at https://t.co/Lj5cGiPOqN

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

Squeezing a "Geez-O-Pete" between a "b***h" and a "f*** you" is next level.

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Things got heated in a Detroit newsroom when a news anchor seemingly lost her cool with a coworker.

🎥: Fox 2 Detroit

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Detroit Robin Baumgarten

[john jackson @pvtjokerus]

“Do you think you could eat beaver?”

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

If you drive an hour to an IMAX screening of The Odyssey, it starts 15 minutes late because of a projector issue, they run the movie anyway, it craps out with an hour left, and they give you a voucher to see said 3 hour movie & drive 2 hours round-trip again, how does one react?

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

@thechrisbader @TEDxChicago I could probably get you a 5-minute guest spot but that's it. Packed lineup.

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

I’ll be speaking at @TEDxChicago this year about the realities of being a caregiver. True to fashion, I will not mince words. It’ll be funny, raw, deeply personal, and hopefully illuminating. But not motivational- I don’t do Tony Robbins.

See you October 3rd. Tickets on sale.

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

For anyone new to the City in the summertime.

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My summary of what "The Playpen" in Lake Michigan is.

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@footballontnt @jersiegel @GBHNews From WGN TV in Chicago. Permission to show on air? We'd credit your account.

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@sidetalksports from WGN TV in Chicago, permission to show? we'd credit the account.

[WGN Morning News @WGNMorningNews]

From one guy with good hair to another. 🧔🏻‍♂️➡️🧔🏻‍♂️
@pattomasulo @ColeKmet @ChicagoBears

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

@SSBehavior Can @WGNMorningNews show this video? We wont pay because we can't afford it, but we'll credit you.