Chuck Patton

Nation builder, Professional Cynic, Monkey Trainer.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@vulturetrades Ill believe it when I see it, but im in

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@BestBuy Why order anything from you in the future? No wonder sales are declining.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@BestBuy Called support and they told me it was too late because I returned to store. No one in the store told me to go this route. No instructions anywhere else, I returned to the store because I followed the instructions from my order when I initiated a return.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

1st time I've seen ASU. Can't believe how bad they are. #Innovation Good thing they spent all that money to put #NoPityForTheKitty
billboards up around town.

BEAR DOWN WILDCATS!

#ASUvARIZONA #UofA #BearDown #Wildcats

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@Eklein99 Yes, but not just that. Video referees are also calling in the referee for ridiculous calls that the ref won't wave off.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

It's absolutely astounding that a video assisted referee is worse than a traditional referee. And yet, here we are.

Does anyone think VAR has made the game better?

Can we get rid of it yesterday already?

#VARisGarbage #Justice4Football

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

They say Kyle Shanahan is a good play caller, but why is he calling a run to the right here? So many more yards to go? #PutMeInCoach #SNF #DALvsSF

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@RyanRingdahl This is why I should never social media before coffee

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

This is so true. @RyanRingdahl

[Aaron West @oeste]

my favorite thing about busquets & messi joining MLS aside from *waves to everything messi* is watching busquets get the ball off his CB, check his shoulders in anticipation of the press, then check them 3 more times because he's so confused the press still hasn't arrived

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

On my way to work to begin my 21st year of teaching -- wow, I'm getting old.

I'm going to buy a Corvette on the way home to avert a crisis. Realistically, it will be a model Corvette, but teachers are quick to adapt to situations.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

Just filed my taxes - want to know the secret to a large return? Claim all your losses from cryptocurrency! #Winning #ImReallyGoodAtInvesting
Follow me for more life hacks.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

Too good not to share. #Speakerofthehousevote

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@BirdAppKJ She hasn't won yet. And what was her campaign? It seemed to me she didn't have one. She refused to debate Lake and when she held town halls, she wasn't impressive.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@RyanRingdahl I'll order the print version!

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@cathauschicago Those tear stains on the paper are evidence of the brilliance of your essay.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

The problem with playing an epic movie soundtrack playlist on Spotify while I grade essays is inevitably the Breaking of the Fellowship or Into the West from LOTR will play and I become overly emotional. #LOTR #NerdTeacherProblems

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@RyanRingdahl Don't worry, Brandon Sanderson will finish it.

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

Happy Reformation Day! ;)

[Chuck Patton @pattonc]

@EduCelebrity But then where would I get my professional development lecture about how bad lecturing is?