Mark Patton

frog and possum meme enthusiast

[Mark Patton @pattonma14]

blue shell the rich

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Purchased.

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Why does every new republican just kinda looks like this

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

“Level 4.”

[Mdi🇹🇳🇵🇸 @mdi69120]

"Ne t’aventure plus à parler de Trump comme tu viens de le faire ."

[Makigal @SignalingGround]

George Lucas is watching this right now with tears in his eyes going “Yes… Yes, finally someone understands Star Wars!”

[Mark Patton @pattonma14]

i think the funniest way it could happen is if his leg braces fail when he's doing his weird leanstand, and the fall does him in

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[Prince Józef Antoni Poniatowski @jungwertherr]

It's called "managed decline" dude. It's so sick. Ok, so get this. There's no national project or anything to believe in but the elites will impotently gesture at previous periods of national progress without understanding the context for that period of prosperity. It rocks.

[Narrlocke @Narrlocke]

Holy shit I havent been able to breathe for like 15 minutes

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

I used to make fun of Charlie Kirk. I still do but I used to too.

[A.V. Marraccini @saintsoftness]

Even as a non-religious person, I personally cringe at the hubris required to personally tell the Pope that you think your company has created an ensouled being, thus rendering Anthropic equivalent to God the creator. Further, that you did it for profit and it is now enslaved.

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[Mark Patton @pattonma14]

I just bought a thai con from walmart for a dollar 😐

[pennipotentum @spinozylvannian]

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

[ubaru @ubaruu]

every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

Tom Nook when you’re months late on your loan

[Mark Patton @pattonma14]

i've seen people play games with the guitar hero controller, or the rock band drums, but has anyone played dark souls or elden ring with the tonka keyboard controller?

[Mark Patton @pattonma14]

the contempt the ruling class has for the common man is staggering

they don't even care enough to hide the cameras in birds anymore

[MattyG @meawoppl]

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.