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There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

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The view for my favourite song. Nothing but castle and lights. I might as well have been in my living room watching on youtube. At least there I wouldn’t have paid $14 per beer.

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Spent upward of $1500 each coming to Melbourne for @theweeknd after the Brisbane show was cancelled, bought “Diamond Hot Seat” VIP tickets directly in front of the stage. View for most of the show was of a fake castle blocking the performance. Trash. @LiveNationAU @ticketmaster

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The merch was also a rip off. $75 for a shirt?! That’s more expensive than anyone I’ve ever see. It’s more expensive than Elton John. Googling tells me it’s even more expensive than Taylor Swift.

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@iamLilGreen @Yung_Shrimpy @alanbagh @TweetneyMoore @ray_fearon @VerneTroyer @jarpad @magicmikemovie @SimBhullar2 @KingTane @breaduck @McHarambeface_ @Fergie @ChrisArchieRS @Zezima__RS @bradders_david Happy Birthday Shrimp!

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@Northlane @LANDMVRKS See you both Friday! Any chance for set times?

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@amityaffliction @LiveNationAU got set times for Brisbane tomorrow night, lads?

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@pizzamas and @johngreen and @hankgreen

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@Outlook what the hell? I’ve had ALL the junkmail in my inbox in the last month or so. What up?

[sydni | what in the ADHD? @WhatTheADHD]

Something I don't like about myself:

I'm kinda mean.

But I don't mean to be or want to be.

My impulsivity and impatience kinda come together to create a perfect storm of mean/rude communication habits.

Does anyone have any tips on how to work on this WITHOUT shutting down?

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@ZacPerna @gudetama_sanrio was this a collab?

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Thoughts at an @ArcticMonkeys show; I listen to everything up to AM to dance. I listen to everything afterward to take a nap. You can feel the same energy from the crowd.

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@petrina @HaranguerRita @mutablejoe He probably got tired of people pointing out that this is a rip off of Dylan Moran’s bit from his Monster special. See 3:50 into this video for reference. https://t.co/sfNTk60DP6

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@IndyB88 @BillBailey https://t.co/ELzwYEwAlG

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@grand_aspie still true? 😂

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@grand_aspie @BrandSanderson If it’s a male lead, Michael Kramer. If female, Kristen Sieh. If mixed, Michael Kramer and Kate Reading - as long as they both read the glossary. Blows my mind that they’re a married couple who narrate audiobooks together yet somehow wind up pronouncing things differently.

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@Officeworks Fantastic, this in white on white is going to look awesome in my new office! Thanks so much.

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@Officeworks I spotted this desk in your Virginia store and was incredibly keen to purchase it. Unfortunately when I tried to, no one in store could sell it to me at that price because the price had gone up to $699 online.
Can you please help me give you my money?

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@Officeworks Thank you for your reply! Just to confirm, if I order in store for click and collect they can order it in and sell it at that price, even though their system says it’s now $699?

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@Hockeyjosh92 I have!

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@grand_aspie @TylGrnt Eggplant.