Patty Johnson

Watch out world here I come. Fucking shit up as I go.

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

Because I hit a deer the other day with my car

[Möth, Lord of the Black Blade 🎃 @SocialRepose]

Goodnight!... morning?

Nothing is real

[Satan @s8n]

At least I let you masturbate

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

This guy is more confusing than a math test

[Fall 🍁 @seasonaIvibes]

I😡😡😡😡😡😡wanna😡😡😡😡😡😡😡cuddle😡😡😡😡😡😡and 😡😡😡😡😡😡watch😡😡😡😡😡spooky😡😡😡😡😡movies😡😡😡😡😡😡with😡😡😡😡😡you😡😡😡

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

I thought I was finally happy, then life throat kicks me back 500 feet saying “Bitch you thought.”

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

I wish I wasn’t single, but then I remember no one wants a girl with depression

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

#NewProfilePic

[bear @iamblackbear]

tell all ur friends that im dead

burn the sheets on our bed

[kait 🌈 @sadkxit]

Yeah I’m DTF

D - depressed
T - tired
F - frustrated

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

I’ve been single for so fucking long, I don’t know if I’d know how to be a proper girlfriend anymore

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

Spooky season is great. I can wear a mask and no one will see my depression and tears

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

I’m now a licensed driver. Life is good

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

Road test number two, here we go

[𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕚📚🖤 @danni_b96]

Me after sex: you wanna do it again??

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

"Skin on skin. Stripped to the waist." @rickygervais #Extras

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

I wanna do the cute relationship shit with someone. But no guy wants that anymore and I’m just too ugly I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Patty Johnson @Patty08899179]

Dudes there’s nothing better than eating nachos at 4:11 am with your bestie on the couch next to you