Patricia Perez

Mom of 2 with no patience left for anyone else. Warning: My tweets are rarely nice.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

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[Nicole @Nikidel_]

Can't wait to get my goodies in the mail thanks to @patty_m_p ! <3 http://t.co/11OkgL9Hzq

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Do you ever watch people's snap stories and think, "My God, can I have your life? Maybe just one day out of it?" No? Oh Jett pooped again 😑

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Stop talking about it, and do something! http://t.co/NP5uoXCCgd Melt the fat away with Dr Oz!

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Why does every crack addict beggar on the streets claim to be a "homeless vet"?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Thanks, Kanye...

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Seriously, I have the two cutest boys on the planet.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Biggest pet peeve: women wearing shoes that are clearly too small.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

@RayaMailloux thank you, pretty!

[RAYA☻ @RayaMailloux]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JETTTTTTT!!!❤️🎈 @patty_m_p

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

When you edit the shit out of your bikini picture and post it, you're basically begging to be made fun of.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

When you bring snacks to work, you have to expect that you'll have two bites and the rest will feed your coworkers.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Ladies, the proper way to wear a crop top does not involve showing your belly button come on, people!

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

Why don't they use the correct iPhone sounds on tv? It's not like 96% of the world doesn't know them.

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

The sound of Jett crying upstairs gave our puppy the strength to climb up 2 flights of stairs for the first time. That's awesome!

[Patricia Perez @patty_m_p]

@SeaNPatniK oh, I have that one every day. Some days, twice.