la chapiadora

22 | 🇩🇴 | ♐️ yes that mean im crazy

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

creepily smiling into my snapchat camera. we are so back

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

feeling like the choppest hoe on the corner

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

white ppl with more than 3 strands of hair always getting a haircut to “remove the weight”

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

ran over a raccoon and now im scared this bitch boutta come chase after me

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

pussy like cigarette buds on a driveway

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

gotta clean up my saved pics on grindr cause why i got a pic of my dead dog in there

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

fuck that lymphatic drainage shit yall look like a constipated anorexic

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

youll go to sleep with your airpods in and wake up to find them in your pussy

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

cant a girl have a fish feeling?

[Joseph Jones @JoeGayHistorian]

Gay men: calling your anus a “p*ssy” or “c*nt” is not hot. At all.

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

i be wanting to shit in the brita filter

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

the man of your dreams always lives 2 states away

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

sides have a superiority complex for bitches that dont fuck

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

need guys to understand that when i say bro i say it in a stud way

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

hunter biden could get me to smoke crack

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

old men always ask “what you wearing?” like we flirting on windows messenger

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

waking up early to get a decaf coffee so i can go back to bed by noon

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

biggest weight loss indicator is when u hold ur titty and it doesnt feel as big

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

when u drinking smtg in bed and the cold cup touches your nipple

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

we’re living in post-woke society and you still cant call yourself fat without someone going “nooooooo”

[la chapiadora @pattydabaddy]

douching in the morning just in case i catch dick during the day #younghoe