Patrick Grandinetti

I keep trying to figure out how to describe myself in 280 characters or less, but honestly I’m just all over the place. So basically I’m “well-rounded”.

[Maya @__Maya98]

I don’t think people realize that it is perfectly fine to be pro-life for your own body, but you can’t force that on someone else’s body. That is their decision.

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

I truly, with all my being, hate my own gender sometimes…

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

@DanWojtowicz Nerddddd lol

[iisthatdanny @iisthatdanny]

LMFAO

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

happy holidays to all of you!!!!

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

I hate when people do something shitty and then make you feel bad for having an appropriately negative response to it like…

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Just gonna leave this here

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

Sarcasm is my new therapy. I’ll have you laughing your ass off, while in reality I’m secretly dropping hints

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

Slowly introducing my mom to meme culture/humor has taken our relationship to the next level and I’m loving it :)

[🌿🍉Maenad Mayhem @maenad_as_hell]

Holy fucking hell

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

Idk who needs to hear this simple fact of life again, but taking time for yourself to recoup mentally and emotionally from very stressful or busy times in your life is not you being selfish or rude it’s a necessary form of self love and should be respected in both directions

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

I see a lot of people these days just playing, but with no hustle so my question to y’all is this: what’s your secret? Either what is the secret to your success, or on the flip side what source of income are you hiding?👀👀👀

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

@RaquelleTheBarb Not here in Arizona…

[Zedd @Zedd]

…wait for it 😏

🦑

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

So I found my first actual grey hair today and now I’m having a quarter life crisis…hurray

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

I love how universities try to show that they really care about the mental health of their students, but then do everything in their power to cause us the most stress possible with little to know personal care especially if something legitimatly comes up in life…

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

Too tired to be productive, but also too awake to fall asleep…this must be insomnia purgatory

[Patrick Grandinetti @pattyg1995]

Some of y’all really haven’t struggled or worked hard for shit in your life and it shows…a lot

[Kieran Drew @ItsKieranDrew]

10 years ago, I broke my neck.

Then doctors found a tumour at the base of my skull.

And my spine bent by 56 degrees.

It was the best thing that ever happened.

Here are 10 life-changing lessons I’ve learned: