Patrick Longbottom

Escaped a Canadian kidnapper. Wife Sheila, and our 3 dogs are the loves of my life. All tweets directly reflect how I feel. Location: Unkown

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

“X” I am back. About a year ago I was kidnapped by a group in Canada. I have ran away and escaped now. I have no idea what has happened in the last year. I wonder what I’ve missed.

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Shhhhhhh….. shut up.

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

This might be my favorite hire of this coaching cycle. I thought Bucky McMillan might get a step up at the mid-major level first, but this reminds me of Alabama hiring Nate Oats. I love when programs take risks like this.

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Can’t wait for another day today. It’s rare I get this excited anymore. Ever since my wife’s accident I only look forward to this time of year. Need some #COVERS today.

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Please stop doing this bullshit. @MinnyHoops

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

This Pharrel Payne guy is pretty good. Anyone know where he came from?

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@WIACMike @NSICChuck @GeraldPortner @Shaquilhim @NSICjesus @NSICpoulridge99 @NSICNOOT @McgheeBurna @NSIC_Brad Shit. Been so caught up in my own bullshit I forgot. @NSIC_Brad we drop on Sunday?

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@NSICChuck @GeraldPortner @Shaquilhim @NSICjesus @NSICpoulridge99 @NSICNOOT @McgheeBurna I’ll face reveal if he posts it.

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@NSICjesus @NSICChuck @GeraldPortner @NSICpoulridge99 @NSICNOOT @McgheeBurna POST IT

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@NSICjesus @GeraldPortner Jesús! My man! Let’s go! Excited for our future banter!

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@MIACdanny @GopherMBB One name who I think should be on there: Ryan Wockenfus from Hamline. Danny you should know him?

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Did Nick Katona win NSIC player of the year? If he did, I’d like to say I was one of the first on the train. If so, UMD must’ve made an NCAA tournament run this year right?

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@GeraldPortner Fuck. My wife Sheila is going to be in shambles.

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@NSICChuck @GeraldPortner

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@GeraldPortner @NSICJayBlack @CadenFry2 Where is fucking Rogers State

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Disgraceful.

[D-III Hockey News @DIIIHockeyNews]

With all due respect to everyone involved...

Elizabeth Bauer of @AugsburgWHockey / @AugsburgAuggies

-First ever head coaching job
-Wins MIAC Regular season
-Wins MIAC Conference championship
-23-3-1
-#1 Overall seed in the NCAA tournament

That's Coach of the Year... #d3hky

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Sources around me have said Wockenfus is the early leading candidate. Sounds like CSS knew this was coming, on Wockenfus has prepared himself for interviews to come.

[Danny Smith @MIACdanny]

Rumor has it these are the top 5 options to be the next head coach at St. Scholastica

1.Ryan Wockenfus (Hamline)
2.Danny Quinn (St.Johns)
3.Ryan Kershaw (Carleton)
4.Mick Wherley (Hamline)
5.Nick Smith (SMSU)

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Sad day in the world of college hoops. One of my favorite college coaches decided to call it quits today. Coach I will always remember you and your tough teams. After leaving my beloved UMAC, I knew you’d be a “force” in the MIAC. Thanks Coach Staniger I love you
@csssaintsbball

[St. Scholastica Athletics @CSSsaints]

Thank you Coach Staniger 🏀

➡️ 287 wins (most in program history)
➡️ 1x NAIA national tournament appearance
➡️ 4x UMAC championships, UMAC regular season titles
➡️ 3x UMAC Coach of the Year

@csssaintsbball

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

Holy fuck.

[UMAC Athletics @umacathletics]

The UMAC is getting a new look! We’ll be launching our new #UMACrebrand next Monday, July 22!

Stay tuned all week as we share some info about our rebrand leading up to the official launch!

#UMAC | #NCAAD3 | #WhyD3

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@eqSTbrock thoughts?

[Patrick Longbottom @pattylongbottom]

@eqSTbrock Harrison Braudis maybe?