Patrick Simkins

just doing my okayest

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

Spotify: I see you liked a song, here’s more like it.

Apple Music: I see you liked a song, we’ll play it every day until you die.

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@teevirus Would not link w/ him.

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

*movers coming in 18 hours and I haven’t packed*

Just gonna read this article about the toilets in Andor real quick.

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@ASamanthaRae Sam, I must tell you something about myself

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

post all your drafts and let’s bounce

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@nytopinion This is the story of Bret the idiot

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@jenckes @joeyoinks I would be too, it’s no one’s job to switch. Just awful airlines being awful.

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@polearmguy @TheAmitie @katharine_ph They WHAT

[Toby DB @tobyfrombath]

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@definetigers Same! Couldn’t help but grin thru that heartwarming trailer. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@couldbecalebj @rrabagast @MidwestTenshi @wasphyxiation

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@MerrillHagan “That thing…that thing…”

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@sprestonduncan ‘This is my judgement upon you’

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

statler and waldorf at the warped tour

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@stuffedpuffs this acct just keeps getting boulder and boulder

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@noonelistnstome @RADWAG0N @ParkerMolloy And this one

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

@noonelistnstome @RADWAG0N @ParkerMolloy Sure, here ya go

[Patrick Simkins @pattyman]

My back is killing me bc I spent too long bent over putting together a new office chair to help my back

[Heather Vogell @hvogell]

Critics say the targeting of single-family rental homes by private equity and other corporate landlords has undermined homeownership and driven up rents.

The firms’ all-cash offers typically win over bids with mortgages.

A Congressional subcommittee has new findings:

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