The Prosecco Princess

potato stan. collecting candles. real spooky girl shit. meme connoisseur.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Tyriq Withers references Bella Noches meme during his and Daniel Kaluuya’s interview about being forced to deboard after flights were grounded due to FAA orders.

[Jasmine ❤️ @Effiemagic]

I wish cyber attacks would hit them student loans real quick!!

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

What the hell is going on?

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

@LiiiMaaa_ 😂😂😂

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

mary: i haven’t slept with anyone! but I’m pregnant

joseph:

[Trophy Husband @okQhawe]

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the best.

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

😭😭😭 last year one of my students was handing out $20s like it was Christmas Day. To this day, I still don’t know how much she gave away. I only collected $80 lol

[Mama Ken @_KendraDawn_]

Had a kid show up to school with $700, we called his dad and when I tell you that man flew through the front door lmaoooo he told him to get some money out of his wallet for the snack cart and he did precisely that 💀😂😂😂

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

@LiiiMaaa_ Family has been here since the American revolution?

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

And booked with THEE Denzel!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Miles Caton will star alongside Denzel Washington and Teyonah Parris in an untitled thriller from Christopher McQuarrie.

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

I have no one to talk about ‘Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins’. Great TV.

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

I win!

[Jen. @msjenNjuicee]

Saying my number twice when I leave a voicemail

[maya pr team @PINKMAKAVELI2]

the white diaspora war

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

Omg everything is so embarrassing. Please go ***

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WHAT A CLUSTER FUCK

Dana White admits he had no idea Trump was joking when he was offered the job. Trump then says he asked White because he was having “a very bad press day.” What the fuck is wrong with him.

TRUMP: “We were having a very bad press day and I said, I don't know why, I thought of his name. He's been my friend for a long time. I think I'll going to get Dana white to be my new press secretary. I said it to a group in the press and that was it. Sort of kidding, and then I wrote I wasn't kidding and you were inundated and I was inundated and he was here anyway. We thought we would have a little fun and brought Dana here.”

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

Pork has three religions waging war against it and it’s still the most consumed meat in the world.

No one can dim your light if you are the best.

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

Lmaoo they knew they were handing out some bullshit

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS is offering refunds for its $148 Advent Calendar following customer complaints.

The company says it has personally contacted every customer who purchased the calendar, offering them the choice of a full refund or SKIMS credit toward other products.

(https://t.co/Xtgmt2OIYm)

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

Omg now I see why people in Georgia don’t see it for her!

[CSPAN @cspan]

Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team

[The Prosecco Princess @pattymayooo]

@LiiiMaaa_ We get stuck with Cory Booker’s thieving, greedy ass!!!