Patryk

All of my tweets are nonsense. Save the bees and the trees.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

Imagine thinking you’re qualified to discuss this shit because you finished fifth place in a college swim meet

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

When my wife asks where we should order dinner from but immediately rejects all of my suggestions

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Just realized The Odyssey has two Batmans in it.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[ostonox @ostonox]

i'm crying man zohran saw team USA's performance and has mandated nonstop training camps until 2030

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Every time

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Where were you the day the earth stood still?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Robert Lewandowski will join Chicago Fire on a two-year contract, per multiple reports.

Another football legend heading to MLS 🇵🇱🔥

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Classic.
@WatchMarquee

[Patryk @pattymcfatty44]

@FOXSports AI Garbage

[doomernat @doomernat22]

you know how funny it would be to try to get hegseth to explain marxism

[Patryk @pattymcfatty44]

Telemundo’s stream is so much better, don’t have to listen to Stu and Taylor babble about nothing, much more emotion, halftime analysts don’t hate each other, no commercials during the game. Fox’s broadcast is so soulless and far removed from the spirit of the game.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📺 Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to NOT show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks."

"We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Every 40 year unemployed Polish man wants to move to Chicago