Patty

they/she

[Wampler™ @ScottWamplerRIP]

After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

UPDATE: @CSexton25 was finally asked about his Nashville home and the tens of thousands of dollars in per diems he is collecting from taxpayers for a 2 hour commute back to Crossville that he doesn't actually make

Sexton's response was to mislead the people of Tennessee

🧵

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.

[Patty @pattymcgary]

Tattoos are the balls of the skin. -Coe

[Patty @pattymcgary]

@erastourtswift @emiliamaryrose @Toriroo17

[Patty @pattymcgary]

@onegiantpotato Excuse me you have a boyfriend. How did I not hear this?

[Patty @pattymcgary]

@KailynWasTaken I just want him dead

[Kailyn (she/they/he) @KailynWasTaken]

Watching Boku No Hero and I hope this tiny pervert grape in the diaper gets expelled

[Patty @pattymcgary]

So I saw Rhett and Link ride past me on bikes on my way to work.

[Patty @pattymcgary]

All I want to do is run a one piece D&D campaign

[Patty @pattymcgary]

Not my professor saying snitches get stitches

[Patty @pattymcgary]

I heard feedback can be called howl round and that is all I will be calling it from now on.

[Patty @pattymcgary]

Fuck swimming with dolphins I want to swim with capybara.

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

#IASolidarity

[Patty @pattymcgary]

I love the person in front of me in class who is wearing a shirt that says "apart of the heard" I cant tell if they are in a Srat/Frat or just really love Animal Farm.

[Patty @pattymcgary]

I hope that the rodent that keeps shitting on my equipment knows that I will be killing him then taking his family as pets.

[Funko @Funko]

Let's start the weekend off strong! RT and follow @funko for the chance to WIN a @MHAOfficial Gang Orca #FunKon exclusive Pop! #FunKon2021 #Funko #FunkoPop #SummerFunKon #FunkoVirutalCon #MHA

[Patty @pattymcgary]

@discord Yes sir