Patty McPuddle

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Gonna need to schedule an appointment with a therapist #downbadanddepressed

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Am I too old to have a burner now?

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100% on the last exam. Bye college. Time to booze.

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I’m having withdrawals. Need a drink in my hand.

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Just like Jesus I rose up

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Y’all seeing this? #cometomommy

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Can’t get hungover if I don’t sleep

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@RobinPenni40435 This comment section is fucking nuts

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I’m cooked

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Just saw a guy come out of the men’s bathroom eating a burrito

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I’m bout to geek you up like a geek bar - Brooke

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Airport beverage

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Still tryhng to figute oyt how tjis twitter thung woeks