Patty

Don't hate me cuz I'm fabulous *Insert smiley face emoji with sunglasses here*

[Patty @pattyslays]

People keep saying I'm a fictional character, but I don't know what that means. How rude.

[Patty @pattyslays]

@belovedwizard @themughalempire @joanncastillo96 @netflix whatcha think?

[Patty @pattyslays]

@joanncastillo96 @themughalempire @belovedwizard I don't think I could handle a season 2 tbh

[Patty @pattyslays]

Sooo there's this cool thing in park aud tonight at 8 that everyone should (not) go to

[Patty @pattyslays]

@stephlatham94 love you too Steph! You're like the only actual thing I like about McPeak

[Steph @stephlatham94]

Since summer is coming soon, I'd like to thank @pattyslays for many buffy marathons, laughs, and friendship this semester, love you!!! 💞

[Patty @pattyslays]

I don't do "cute" I do "pain in the ass"

[Patty @pattyslays]

@themughalempire I can take you any day

[Patty @pattyslays]

I can break you down as well as I can build you up

[Patty @pattyslays]

I think Sunday's suck more than any other day of the week tbh

[Patty @pattyslays]

@BodaciousBenji dats just me singing

[Patty @pattyslays]

Sometimes I like listening to play that funky music over and over again for fun

[Patty @pattyslays]

@stephlatham94 yesssssssss!

[Patty @pattyslays]

@Iate9corndogs I don't got no bf

[Patty @pattyslays]

Patty always slays 😎

[Patty @pattyslays]

@pattyslays #deepthoughts

[Patty @pattyslays]

What's happening folks? I exist and I am content with who I am

[Patty @pattyslays]

@stephlatham94 you go Steph!

[Harriet Nightingale @Iate9corndogs]

The day Joel Kalow died really made me think. RIP Joel 3/27 ❤️

[Patty @pattyslays]

@BodaciousBenji you're a butthole. Happy Easter :):):):):)