Patrick Jackson

Bitches be cray. studying comedy at Harvard clown school. loyal member of the 95' national championship chess team. kik me: nickjonaslova_xoxo1990

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

Mariah Carey seems like the person who would marry Drew Carey and still hyphenate her last name

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

Hit up Bridget if you wanna go to the Jonas brothers

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

Adorable, cute, and fucking hideous are the only adjectives that are acceptable to say when talking about a baby

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

You have no excuse to not go to Area 51, all you need is a one way ticket

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

I ain’t no crack head but imma be rolling with them on the frontlines

[Cody @oSnackPack]

Best area 51 photo

[Reid A Brooks @reidabrooks]

@NelsonSuarez156 @wojespn Russ and Harden when they both have 9 assists

[Steve. @TheStevie_Jay]

Welp my alcohol got taken away at the river but the new braunfels police gave it back .

[Cullen @CullenBenson]

Okay y’all so I figured out that you can do the Macarena perfectly to Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. Enjoy

[Simon Cowell @SimonCowell]

I am always amazed every year who we meet on our Shows. And I would love you to meet Tyler and this is his Golden Buzzer moment. https://t.co/sgPbWtLygB

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

And if y’all ain’t listening to G Lux, you’re not living tbh

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

This is my favorite human being on earth

[Vitamin G @g_babytweetz]

Opening nudes in public is an extreme sport

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

If you ever feel peer pressured into anything, say these words
“Nah man, can’t do it I’m on parole”
Now you can appear cool, but yet remain a pussy without anyone knowing the wiser

[Patrick Jackson @pattyswag13]

I never thought I’d ever fucking say these words again, but man do I wanna buy that new COD game

[乃ㄥ卂ᗪ乇 🔪 @YoungBullBlade]

My uncle blind y’all, and made a free throw on his first try

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Catching a foul ball while announcing the game automatically deems you as a legend.

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This girl threw a perfect game in which she struck out EVERY BATTER. (21)
Rather than getting praised she receives these types of stupid comments. Most of the dudes commenting wouldn’t even be able to come close to hitting her stuff...