President-elect Patty Bwoy

ya mama

[That guy. @Shutabug]

It's 2008 and you're watching MTV.

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

amazing how after the first season you just stop noticing her voice because it just feels natural and pleasing to hear now

[PRODIGALFAN @prodigalfan_]

What’s happening to me???

[xenia @soupsizedocean]

there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

paul absolutely correct scheer

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Being a kid ruled because this was my first exposure to James Bond and I was like “Yeah, that looks sick. This is probably the greatest movie ever made.”

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

I have never seen this picture before until today and it makes me happy

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

"It's plant based."

[will @will_nba_hater]

Not understanding this idea is why Morey never got over the hump. He was always so sure he could get 80% of the production for 20% of the price because he has to “win” every transaction.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

We gotta go back to basics, we need more movies about an island full of animals that are too big

[dietnigga @dietniggga]

I put it on my arms and do this

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

her disappearance is the modern day burning of the library of Alexandria

[Local Sports Fan 🍉 @CrochetCardigan]

Imagine being 1-9 and your teammate is talking about Saddams body guards.

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[The Don of Vaughan @DonofVaughan]

Newfoundland:

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Caleb Pressley did the PERFECT setup for a joke, and Bob Does Sports walked right into it without realizing 😭😭

“Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where did you go”

“I flunked out of college and moved to Florida”

“Where”

“Jupiter” 🤣🤣

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

There's a reason why The Onion published this more than three years ago.

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

Me if I brought an apple to the hangout:

[Rusty Buckets 🇵🇸 @RustyBUCKETS321]

I cannot wrap my head around being a fan of BASKETBALL and being mad a player is tall

[EveryGhoul @justeverygh0ul]

US AMERICANS I NEED YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THIS. STATEHOOD FOR PUERTO RICO IS THE COMPLETION OF COLONIALISM, NOT ITS ERADICATION. THAT IS BAD. STATEHOOD FOR PUERTO RICO IS LIKE SAYING PALESTINE SHOULD JUST JOIN ISRAEL AND FIGHT FOR ITS FREEDOM “FROM THE INSIDE” THAT’S STUPID!