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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory.......

[🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 @pattytraytray]

I think my life peaked in 1995 tbh.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

You'll regret it if you get married, you'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids and you'll regret it if you don't. Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows - whatever you choose, you'll regret it, because the problem isn't in your choices, it's in romanticizing your life. A person always finds an untravelled path alluring and mysterious. That's why the issue isn't making the right choice. It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with. In life, we must choose our regret.

[🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 @pattytraytray]

That first self-titled 3EB album is forever a masterpiece 🙌🏽

[lady margot @lambilism]

this is the funniest shit ever i can’t stop replaying it in my head i’m bordering psychosis

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

just got high and sat on my couch Has anybody heard of this before

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

Shoutout to the North man. Some real hittas

#hotd #demdragons

[Scott Wessman @scottew]

hey I was doing some family history and found one of your ancestors

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Little did we know she was casting a spell on Perez

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

I should be writing this. I have the best pitch. The year is 2006, we’re in Mobile, Alabama. We begin with real news footage….”If y’all seen the Leprechaun say yeahhhh.”

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

[🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 @pattytraytray]

YEAH FUCKIN' RIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

THE FUGEES NEW MUSIC 🚨

DROPPING SOON.

• Likely only Lauryn Hill & Wyclef Jean.

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

this is the only person bringing something new to the marketplace of ideas

[~ @H3ll0KittyGal]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

never read a tweet like this before in my life

[🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 @pattytraytray]

@KyleBrandt Minneapolis/St. Paul I have always liked.

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

early Tweet of the Year nominee

[🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 @pattytraytray]

Susan Dell is heinous looking.

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic