Patty♡Morris

My life has far too much panic and not enough disco

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

One thing about me you must know, is if you ask me my top 5 favorite films, I will lie to you. No one can know I’m actually this embarrassing except me. But did I rewatch them all this week? Yes. Were they still amazing? Obviously also yes.

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

Now I know damn well love island uk didn’t actually make me cry this much. That one goes to the grave.. and twitter

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

“I regret you and what I let slide
I resent you for taking her side”

literally a line everyyy single girl on planet earth can relate to

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

I’m like literally grilling steak for dinner rn… okay great

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

Let’s fucking goooo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

@HQNewsNow “Payback squad”

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

@antinomlenda Look at her throat. She clearly had a severe goiter on her thyroid that went unchecked. The poor girl I can’t even imagine how painful that was. Going unchecked could lead to so many sympoms she had

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

I’m aware I’m a year behind and everything but I just started watching love island. And idk what everyone’s opinion was watching last summer but fucking Jeremiah and Huda are so damn annoying idk who I find worse at this point

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

“Whiteface” 😂😂😂 girl

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Erika Kirk calls out Druski and other impersonators:

“Every morning I wake up to a new headline lying about me… I have comedians dressing up in whiteface”

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

So we all agree that was fake af right?

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

None of the bills potentially better anyone’s lives, just kisses his diapered pathetic little asshole. Got it

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans have introduced the following bills to honor Donald Trump:

— Carve Trump’s face into Mount Rushmore
— Replace Benjamin Franklin with Trump on $100 bills
— Make Trump’s birthday a national holiday
— Conduct “Trump Derangement Syndrome” research at the NIH
— Give Trump a “Congressional Gold Medal”
— Mint a $250 bill featuring Trump’s face
— A resolution saying Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
— Rename Washington, DC public transit from WMATA to “WMAGA”
— Award a “Donald J. Trump Peace Prize” from the State Department
— Honor Trump’s efforts to annex Greenland
— Rename the Kennedy Center the "Donald Trump Center for the Performing Arts"
— Rename Dulles International Airport to the “Donald J. Trump International Airport”
— Erase Trump’s 2019 impeachment
— Erase Trump’s 2021 impeachment

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

How detached from reality can you be ffs

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

@libsoftiktok Trumps a pedophile and rapist. So convictions only matter when it’s not your fighter? Lmao ok

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

This is stupid af. Buuuut I know I lot of teachers that voted for this administration and I can’t help but find this all a little comical

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers.

“Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.”

Replace teachers? With a machine?

AI over teachers. That’s the idea.

Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes.

Sad day!

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

Oh my god. I cringed so hard. This man is gonna start so many wars because he can’t keep his mouth shut

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A reporter asked Donald Trump why he didn’t notify Japan that the U.S. would attack Iran:

“We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay, right?

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

Friendly reminder that pushing someone until their breaking point and then shaming them when they break is a form of abuse. You push them, you provoke them, you hurt them, and then you flip the blame on them so you can be the victim is not misunderstanding, it’s manipulation.

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

So anyways I got carded today at an open bar which I didn’t know was even possible

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

Alright I’m just gonna say it: sling back heels are so ugly and I hate it’s a trend rn

[Patty♡Morris @pattyvmorris]

3 month of being anxiety free was nice while it lasted I suppose

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s a pic of Northern Lights from last night.