Patrick Van Daalwyk

Husband. Educator. Coach.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Good morning from Galveston, Texas.
Our main mission today is to get a new suitcase. Everywhere we go, people are so incredibly kind to us. This is what we received from the Police Department and the Astros yesterday.

What I appreciate most is that they always think of my friends too and prepare gifts for them as well, not just for me. Huge thank you to everyone🙏

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

Pessimists sound smart. 

Optimists build the world.

[College World Series of Omaha @CWSOmaha]

This dude gets it.

#MCWS x #RoadToOmaha

[TMZ @TMZ]

New stunning UFO-related videos released by Pentagon.

🎥: The Department of War

[Colten Bartholomew @CBartWSJ]

During an interview with Bret Bielema on today's Pardon My Take, @BarstoolBigCat said he's had "really good conversations, got some big stuff coming with Wisconsin NIL."

This is after he'd said in an interview that no one from Wisconsin had contacted him re: NIL program.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

I've always wondered if this was a troll 😂

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO

Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.

Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

77-Year Old Ball Dude, Web Gem

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

@PardonMyTake

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

My opinion - the only way you should be allowed to bet on your own team is if you take your team to WIN on the moneyline. No spread, O/U, props, parlays, etc..

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Been crying all morning

Couldn’t afford Knicks tickets growing up and now I get to watch them on the biggest stage and probably the biggest game in franchise history

I love you so much @TickPick and am eternally grateful

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

My opinion - the only way you should be allowed to bet on your own team is if you take your team to WIN on the moneyline. No spread, O/U, props, parlays, etc..

[Joe Borelli @JoeBorelliNYC]

Pro tip: If you’re in the market for some happiness, follow this random German fella as he explores the US for the WC and seems genuinely tickled to be experiencing America.

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

I will not stop watching the Cubs for the rest of the season I will not stop watching the Cubs for the rest of the season I will not stop watching the Cubs for the rest of the season I will not stop watching the Cubs for the rest of the season

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I know I told you we were sweeping the Rockies. But I’d like to give an update and we may not be sweeping the Rockies @EddieBarstool. Hand up. That’s on me

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

When the over eager intern tries to ask the CEO for a coffee chat on day 1 of internship season

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

🙃

[Cody Delmendo @cody__cubs]

Cubs starting pitching since May 8th:

-0.4 fWAR (30th in MLB)
136.2 IP (22nd in MLB)
6.39 ERA (29th in MLB)
5.33 xERA (28th in MLB)
5.73 FIP (30th in MLB)
4.29 xFIP (19th in MLB)
20% HR/FB ratio (30th in MLB)
2.24 HR/9 (30th in MLB)
34 HR allowed (1st in MLB)
13.6 barrel% (1st in MLB)
45 hardhit% (2nd in MLB)

[Patrick Van Daalwyk @patvandaa]

We’ve been spoiled for the duration of the playoffs. This is awesome.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We’re at a charity golf outing today for PAWS Chicago.

Zac’s set of clubs is perfect. He said he thinks some guys have too many clubs and he has just the right amount.