Oh you want out so badly that you gave us three whole teams, two of which already win all the Cups plus one with no assets left to make a decent offer? Cool, you have five years left on your contract, see you at practice.
4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
It’s 2009. You fell asleep to Golf Channel’s recap of Tiger’s win at the Buick Open.
You wake up at 2am to yelling. “WHAMM!!” You could gain 50 yds. You fall back asleep, wondering what kind of tee that was.
Somebody told you about Twitter, but you haven’t downloaded it yet.