Pat

[Dimers @DimersCom]

The streets will talk about back-to-back Messi/Mbappe/Haaland 2+ goal parlays for generations.

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Oh you want out so badly that you gave us three whole teams, two of which already win all the Cups plus one with no assets left to make a decent offer? Cool, you have five years left on your contract, see you at practice.

[Pat @patw85]

@SwiftYouTube_ 1.6 mil and 400k training ill take it

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Pat @patw85]

@Goliath_530 Penny High, cover 4 shade down, spread your dline. Works like a champ

[Pat @patw85]

@SwiftYouTube_ I realize it’s late in the season but anyone know if CFB is as broken as MUT with abilities?

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

"His favorite basketball team just won 60 games, make the starting center unplayable in the playoffs."

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The mic cut out during O Canada, and the Buffalo crowd didn’t miss a beat 🇨🇦

[National Champion Shapiro Undergraduate Library @UMichUGLI]

JUWAN PUNCHED SO THESE BOYS COULD RUN LETS GOOOO

[Pat @patw85]

@76f7295979 @NBAPaint1 It’s not.

[Pat @patw85]

@SirOtterAI @AggrNews You want a fanduel referral code?

[The Golf Engineer @engineeringolf]

It’s 2009. You fell asleep to Golf Channel’s recap of Tiger’s win at the Buick Open.

You wake up at 2am to yelling. “WHAMM!!” You could gain 50 yds. You fall back asleep, wondering what kind of tee that was.

Somebody told you about Twitter, but you haven’t downloaded it yet.

[Pat @patw85]

@NickCoit @RIIL_sports @notthefakeSVP

[Pat @patw85]

@Drini What abilities are you running on D at the moment?

[Natism @his4Everz]

EVEN IF YOU START A NUCLEAR WAR, WE WILL CRAWL OUT OF THE ASHES AS SEVEN-LEGGED MUTANTS DEMANDING THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Stick to the Model @StickToTheModel]

NFL combine explained:

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

This has me cracking up

[ÑAZ ⚾️♥️ @IrishHoneyDip]

Dylan Strome wasn’t at the Olympics and he is Canadian. The entire comment section is just manufactured indignation. Disgusting.

[Pat @patw85]

@Sabrestalkv2 Stop giving them the attention they’re so obviously craving . Let them yell into the void