BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland announces that Special Counsel Jack Smith has “promised to the American people” that there will be “no pause or hiccup in his work” as he investigates Donald Trump’s blatantly criminal behavior. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE SPECIAL COUNSEL!
BREAKING: Billionaire Elon Musk announces that he will support MAGA psycho Ron DeSantis if he runs for president in 2024 — proving once and for all that Musk is far-right. RT IF YOU’D NEVER VOTE FOR RON DESANTIS!
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert gets TERRIBLE news as it's announced that her very slim election lead could vanish if thousands of likely rejected votes are properly "cured," meaning they are given a chance to fix minor signature issues. RT IF YOU'D LOVE TO KICK BOEBERT TO THE STREET!
@Cathy64132285 @BlueCassoulet @joncoopertweets I dont kiss anyones ass. Im smart enuf to spot a criminal when i see one.
All you Trumpies are gonna feel pretty stupid when hes led away in cuffs.
BREAKING: El Paso exposes Donald Trump, says he STILL hasn’t paid the $500,000 he owes the city for security provided during a 2019 rally there — an unsurprising development since he’s a lifelong conman and crook. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD SUE HIM WITH INTEREST!
@ProFootballTalk Rodgers is a selfish, self-important diva who could take a page out of the Brady book. Brady wrx damn hard n has 7 rings. Rodgers barely got one.