Paul Touhey

Man / Daddy to Melissa. Also chats Football, Rugby, @BritishGT and a bit of @Formula1

[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

Week at Everton.
Goodison Park for the girls.
The Dick for the boys.

#ShitHaiku

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@xkatealicex Literally said this yesterday. If it takes more than 30 seconds on field decision needs to stand.

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@SuperLeague @hullkrofficial Another loss for him then.

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@F0reverEvert0n Passports all expire in less than 9 months.

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@xkatealicex Best player we never got to see live.

[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

@ryanwgough More worrying thought is Labour not actually doing anything they've promised in the next 2 years.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

@melindajodi No tracksuit though.

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@graceyldn Good result for West Ham today though.

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@xkatealicex

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@joshualeclair1 Everton obviously.

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Was the ref a @ManCity fan or a @Arsenal fan. Get your controversial tweets in now! #EVELIV #NFFC

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@joshualeclair1 Good game, deserved winners. Liverpool not at their best but that's the business end of the season.

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

My first day as Social Media Manager at Nottingham Forest, keeping it professional for now and sticking to my media training 👍🏻

[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

Ashley Young, untouchable today by everyone. Forrest, VAR, PGMOL #EVENFO #EFC #UTFT

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[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

Left the queue for Wicker Man after two and a half hours.

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List of rides currently closed @altontowers due to "Bad Weather"...

[Paul Touhey @paul2e]

Here's the current climate.

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@SuperLeague is getting ridiculous now.