Paul Smith 💙

Tedious wiseacre who likes indie music, Blyth Spartans, tea, playing Go, watching snooker.

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I am so happy! Four gigs in October announced by @Wasuremonomusic !!

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@beaugreaves180 Good luck this evening!

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Wow @beaugreaves180 !!!!!!

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Well done on your great run at the UK Open @beaugreaves180 !

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@JeffDean It's amazing to see this model explaining how it solves a problem that I have neither the knowledge nor skills to attempt myself.

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@CharlotteCymru @LloydCymru Congratulations to both of you!

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@Nick_Metcalfe It's a shame that nearly a day later, @BBCSport are still not reporting anything about it on their snooker webpage, from the Scottish Open we see 4 pics of Mark Allen (who lost in the semis), no pics of either finalist and no report of the final 😡

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Hey @BBCSport, the #snooker Scottish Open finished yesterday. But on the BBC website snooker page, I see only 4 pictures of Mark Allen (who lost in the semis), no pics of either finalist and no report of the final (even though it's a big story, lowest ranked winner for >30 years)

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@HumansNoContext No need to overcomplicate this one! It's a banana of course.

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@HumansNoContext AnySmallRodentMan

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@HumansNoContext Obviously "Vincent" by Don McLean: "You did not listen, you did not know how, you've cut your ear off now".

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@HumansNoContext Dishwasher Error F2

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@HumansNoContext

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@Alex79uk @ScrtDrugAddict I'm sorry to disagree. I love the song, and that is a good cover of it, but only Adrian Borland's version actually made me cry when I first heard it. I can just feel the raw and painful emotion he puts into it. https://t.co/7yEzEtEYho

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@HumansNoContext I believe that delightful snacklet is usually marketed as "Big Oreo Dynamite"

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@HumansNoContext The interest on your savings account is a "bonus rate" which gets cancelled after one year.

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@NoContextBrits amuse-bouche

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@ZoeJardiniere @ShelaghFogarty Thank you Zoe. You are doing a great job, please keep doing it! Is there anything we ("ordinary people") can do about this beyond contacting our MP?

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@MedievalDuffer This reminds me of when my daughter was 3 years old and I sat with her half the night in A&E because she had a pea stuck up her nose (and the GP had said they couldn't deal with it). Guess what happened just before we were about to be seen, and she sneezed ...

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@NoContextBrits The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!