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[Paul @Paul67832004]

@TerraOrBust There could be a plug in device to do this at startup. I installed one in an S-Max recently to turn off the auto start-stop. It remembers the last state and sets it when the car is started.
I hate start-stop. Most engine damage occurs at startup.

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@fesshole How do we find out what happened? I am invested in this now. I need closure.

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@fesshole There is a 6 ft snooker table in our attic. I have no idea how it got up there as there is no way it fits through the hatch.

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@Walrus767142 @fesshole I thought "Mild Resentment" was a perfume. Maybe to be worn only when peeved.

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@fesshole How do you get 66 seconds? That's 1:06

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@Eljaro1964 @AlasdairStephen @afneil See you next Tuesday

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@m_underscore_c @fesshole Wow, you were not kidding.

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@m_underscore_c @fesshole You lucky swine. Lynda Carter was my childhood crush.

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@fesshole Is he Mr Snow and you and your sister were Miss Pipperidge?

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@i_drive_the_bus @fesshole KFC was a massive treat in the 70s. I remember it well.

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@AllisonPearson Cremin? Cretin more like

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@fesshole You read Riotous Assembly by Tom Sharpe didn't you? Or is your name Fivepence?

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@KathrynPorter26 @TheAA_UK Parking is different. Clutch control during slow manoeuvring is an acquired skill.

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@varzecs @OnDisasters BMW was taking the racing line. He hadn't seen the Porsche. If he was yielding, he should have used his right indicator to signal that. He didn't. Porsche should not have tried to overtake.

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@fesshole Sat in Starbucks reading this and laughing uncontrollably. Getting some odd looks.

[Paul @Paul67832004]

@fesshole When I can't tell my twins apart, I just use "Child!"

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@Bennieeexyz Yesterday you returned a book, borrowed another and returned it 2 weeks later? Was it The Time Machine by H.G. Wells?

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@SillySally42 @fesshole Dan Brown? Don't blame you

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@fesshole At least he waited until it died.

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@bigajm @fesshole Captain Underpants more like