Paul

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it

[Paul @paul6_4]

Belgium have been shit since Divick Origi retired

[Paul @paul6_4]

remember the days when people used to indicate so you don’t nearly get hit by the car

[Paul @paul6_4]

Orlando Gill is a belter GK

[Paul @paul6_4]

a kick in the head to someone on the floor should be an automatic attempted murder charge

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Happened in Chelmsford

[Paul @paul6_4]

over a 19 year old who doesn’t even take his man on 😂

[🅘 @LFCApproved]

We’re fucked.

[Paul @paul6_4]

turn the sun off lad

[Paul @paul6_4]

no ufos, disappointed @worldcup #worldcup

[Paul @paul6_4]

where’s me fkn cat

[Paul @paul6_4]

that season bellingham had when he first moved to madrid was him peaking, been shite since

[Paul @paul6_4]

the referee for this Saudi Arabia vs Uruguay match is diabolical

[Paul @paul6_4]

why can’t jordan mccann throw a punch

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Paul @paul6_4]

Never a penalty and it’s alls we’re gonna hear now 😴

[Paul @paul6_4]

fuck me when did Gerrard become an Arsenal fan? 🥱

[Paul @paul6_4]

happy fuckin saturday 😎

[paul joyce @_pauljoyce]

Arne Slot sacked by Liverpool. Andoni Iraola the frontrunner to replace him.
https://t.co/qBjlwnTgBr

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

CIA accused of using Ancestry and 23andMe to 'hunt down' alien bloodlines in millions of DNA tests https://t.co/cR0IBRX63k