Paul...

🔺 Love my crappy football team, Swindon 'til I die 🔻 Live for music & gigs 🔺 A day not playing golf is a day wasted🔻 Ex-Mr EIZO 🔺

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BUSTED: Mike Johnson was just masterfully cornered when a reporter asked him to name just ONE example of fraud in a previous election that the SAVE America Act would stop.

HE COULDN’T ANSWER.

This illegal bill must be defeated.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Imagine how black your “soul” would need to be that you could sit there and lie like this while protecting pedophiles.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I don't care if he followed the rules and committed no 'wrongdoing', from a moral perspective it still looks dodgy as fuck.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

He’s resigning to stop dead any investigation into his finances.

He’s a fucking chancer.

[Clean Up Britain @cleanupbritain]

When we say Clean Up Britain is a non-party political campaign, we mean it. This sort of disgraceful + embarrassing sight on the A2 road, just above Dover, should worry and shame us all.
Can you imagine what international visitors think of us? @JuLlewellyn

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Farage said his car brakes had been tampered with - didn't happen
His house was firebombed - didn't happen
Parliament security told him not to hold surgeries - didn't happen
His phone was hacked - didn't happen
Etc, etc....

[S A M M Y Woodhouse @officialsammyuk]

I am absolutely disgusted by The Daily Mail’s headline.

They didn’t “romp”. He plied her with alcohol and raped her, and she took her own life.

The headline is as disgusting as the sentencing.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute bombshell. James O'Brien exposes massive insider trading just before Trump announced a ceasefire. 8 newly created accounts placed massive bets on a US-Iran ceasefire with obvious insider knowledge. The corruption of this war is staggering.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Just 15 minutes before Donald Trump's Truth Social post about 'talks' with Iran, there was an odd peak of market activity – did some know what he was about to say?

Sky's @EdConwaySky reports

Live updates: https://t.co/legvUP1CAV

[Paul... @paulATfour]

15 minutes before the Trump announcement you say, somebody got lucky…not!!!

[Ed Conway @EdConwaySky]

🎥WHO PLACED THE BET?
Someone just made a killing with an extraordinarily well-timed bet on financial markets, minutes before Donald Trump's announcement of war talks yesterday.
Was it luck, or inside information?
Either way... someone just got rich.
Four min primer👇

[Liz Landers @ElizLanders]

I asked @POTUS about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a “rigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Hands up if you flew 4,400 miles to kiss the arse of a tangerine turd, only for him to ignore you"

[Paul... @paulATfour]

Finally, some good news this week!

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Ian Huntley, who murdered two 10-year-old girls in Soham, England, in 2002, dies in hospital a week after prison attack https://t.co/Xd022Zz4U5

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If there were credible allegations against a Democratic president that he had punched a 13 yr old girl in the face after she bit his penis while he was raping her, Fox would be running that shit on a loop 24/7 and calling for his arrest/execution let alone his impeachment.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

OK, MAGA.

Russia is giving Iran intelligence to help target American forces.

Ukraine is offering to help defend American troops from Iranian drones.

So tell me again: which one is the “enemy,” and which one is the ally?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Moments ago at the White House this took place.

A bunch of old people praying for a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, who appears to have just blown up 100+ Iranian schoolchildren, while he hides the Epstein files, in which he appears in thousands of times.

We are a joke.