Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾

Stockport County fan. Father. Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est. ἀταραξία και ἀπονία. Pronouns: Yeet/Yeetus/Yeedlideet

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@Alex_Lipniski @_SByrne I imagine it just kinda happened organically, but I don't really care either way. Having Ben around in any capacity is only a good thing 💙🎩🐐

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@StockportCounty @hinchliffeben1 He could so easily have gone and carried on playing for another year or two, so we must've made him a substantial offer. Worth every penny and more 💙🎩🐐

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@schuttsm Why is my timeline inundated by Americans chatting absolute shit? Fuck off!

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@Footballtweet I'd mind my own fucking business 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@cutiieepie6 Country

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@emmajanekrupa It's the same for people outside the US with your favoured sports. Very little of it makes sense. I genuinely tried to give American football a chance some years ago, but I quickly realised it was a much less sensical version of rugby league. Just my personal opinion of course.

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

I used to think Harry Kane was over-hyped and overrated. I was wrong. He really actually is the dog's bollocks! I shudder to think of the accolades he'd have now if he'd left Tottenham earlier in his career.

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@strictlyfotball It's not supposed to be fair on the keepers. It's a penalty against their team for an offence committed. They should have no advantage whatsoever, and that includes a retake if the keeper comes off their line and the attacker still scores.

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@StockportCounty Jason fuckin' Taylor 😍💙

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@Europoorupset You should have just left it at, "Local British men can't stop whining." 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@StockportCounty Unsung hero 🎩💙

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

Why in the weird algorithm is my timeline full of Americans talking about how their stadiums are better than British ones? I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@TheFBI_100 @Luukseprobleem @OneFootball I guarantee you that more people play football in Bangladesh than San Marino has people living in it.

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@sussyshckr024 @OneFootball Hyde United reserves could beat San Marino. Calm down!

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@OneFootball And the crowd goes mild...

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@avisualgame It was Man United by far at one point, but I'm suspiciously seeing more and more City shirts since around 2010. Probably about 50/50 between the two. I'm proud to be a fan of neither.

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@JSlaughterEsq I'd rather seek some enjoyment in things than be a curmudgeonly bastard personally 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@ChallinorKate It was an honour to have you all as part of our family 💙🎩

[Paul Bailey 🎩🇺🇾 @paul_e_bailey]

@StockportCounty Also, thank you for everything DC. It's been a hell of a time to support this club while you've been at the helm 💙🎩

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