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Currently focusing on the betterment. Positive contributor, sometimes.

[Palm Are @paul_marr1]

New month, new goals, new attitude. Staying away from the noise and re-committing myself to the grind of what it takes to succeed. Go

[Palm Are @paul_marr1]

Baby Up in this Bitch > Baby on Board

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The only thing better than listening to everyone’s conference meetings through open office doors is listening to them discussing the meeting outside their office doors in group format.

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I play this game in the company bathroom where when I’m at the urinal and hear someone flush in a stall that I didn’t know was there, I suddenly pinch off and bail because I do not want to make eye contact with someone who just dropped anchor in the same room as me.

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Work has been kicking my ass recently which sucks at first but then I turn shit around and realize it’s there to make me better. It’s at that point a decision is made to use the ass-kicking to my advantage and improve my game at work, trickling to other parts of my life. Done

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Wife is doing Keto and crushing it which is basically the same as ‘don’t eat anything with sugar, eat a fuck-ton of meat with meat on top and that green bean’

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Since it is Masters week, let’s look back and re-live what we can all agree that this is one of the best highlights of the tournaments rich and storied history

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Me getting ready for Masters week

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Admin trying to train employees on the new upcoming systemwide Logic interface.

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Not great at typing so there is nothing worse than ripping through a paragraph and feeling like you are hitting every stroke like a bad ass only to look up at the screen and the caps and lower case letters are reversed.

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My favorite thing about Sergio Garcia leading The Players Championship is going to be watching Sergio Garcia lose The Players Championship in epic fashion as only he can do.

[Jeff @usedwigs]

Do rock bands with two drummers know they can just get one good drummer instead?

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As cereal mascots go, the most puzzling to me is Dig ‘Em Frog for Honey Smacks cereal. Frogs and honey don’t seem to go together but there you are.

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Looks like I missed a bunch of stuff this weekend about people or subjects I have little to no interest in. Good

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Buckled to the temptation of a beer (read; at least five) after a long day of being a house/ yard bitch so I don’t want to hear it.

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These names are names of real golfers
- Jason Kokrak
- Talor Gooch
- Jazz Janewattananond

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Eating a steak for the sake of just eating a steak is losing its appeal.

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Staying away from Politics but can someone get the Cuomo guy some anti-wrinkle cream for his face?
I’ve seen smoother scrotums.
Thanks

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Vending machines just prey on the lazy; I get it, some folks don't have time to cook but you can get a 144 count box of Hot Pockets at the Costco and save a shit ton of money.

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It’s been proven that time and again, you must write your goals down.
Period.
Weekend goals seem to big? Fuck it. Write em down anyway.
- 5 mile Saturday hike, yep
- sift and sort half ton of landscaping rock from dirt, OK
- eat 29 Korean steak tacos...
Persevere. Don’t give up

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Not interested the Coming to America sequel at all.
Too many remakes lately proves once again, being original on repeat is extremely difficult.