Paul McC

Software Developer. Database guy. Gym & Swim. Carnoustie Claymores. Yes, Remain and Rejoin. All views are (probably) plagiarised

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

Madi (in my profile pic) swimming Breaststroke #swimmer #carnoustieclaymores #ajswimming

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@Sandman25182689 @delbhoyy007 VAR: keeper made himself big and didn't move

What actually happened:

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@chloroquinecake @camdencyclists Here to help :-)

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@Struggle_emerge @gerardthelawyer @timecaptales @fasc1nate Talk about a tough break, first the cancer, then a frickin wolf mauls you

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@bellacfc @daisymae05x Looks like he's shouting at Hayes; his head definitely moves as Cuthbert starts her approach.

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@lancearmstrong @DannyDuncan69 "waiting at the finish line....it wasn't like that for us"

Yeah, we all know that you had to get back to your 'special van' quickly after each race

#Cheat

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@borland1981 @CraigWhyteReal He made it up. That wasn't included in the laws of the game until more than 5 years after van Hooijdonk left Celtic.

2001/02 Laws
https://t.co/fNS3m5DJZn

2003/03
https://t.co/3KPNjDlhEd

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@charlief6171 @CraigWhyteReal yep, the rule isn't mentioned in IFAB Laws of the Game until 2002-03 edition.

2001/02 Laws
https://t.co/fNS3m5DJZn

2003/03
https://t.co/3KPNjDlhEd

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@William__Poole @CraigWhyteReal I think you'll find that he's just posted a clip of Dallas telling lies. PvH left Celtic in March 1997. The words 'celebration' and 'perimeter fence' first appeared in the Laws of the Game for 2002/03.

2001/02 Laws
https://t.co/fNS3m5DJZn

2003/03 Laws
https://t.co/3KPNjDlhEd

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@Lizzypop15 @Telegraph ...and even so, she'll still have been on a calorie deficit, otherwise known as a 'diet'. It's pretty much basic physics: calories in, calories out

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@McNFTz @mrewanmurray surplus money from the receipts from the final are split between the four semi-finalists.

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@JimmyJungas That could happen. But in the 90+8th minute v Feyenoord, our last defender would score a hand ball o.g. while fouling one of their players in the box :'(

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@RosskoC @enda_coll @TommyReilly70 Turnover is an 'interesting' single factor to look at. Clubs in Europe, often the size of Hibs, can have a turnover similar or much bigger than Celtic's, and can pay their players far in excess of what Celtic can.

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@scottishgooner9 @mgriffin8622 @mrewanmurray Do you turn away fans from Forfar, Carnoustie, Monifieth, Brechin, etc? Also, 'scottishgooner'? My hypocrisymeter just blew up

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@Markobhoy @mrewanmurray @BonScott_1 @Hardie8oy "revenue distribution" is a race to the bottom. I've never been convinced that redistribution of income would see anything other than a return to the years when Aberdeen, Motherwell, etc, brought in Gilhaus, Goodman et al and killed their academies

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@KevBhoyDevil @ClarkKe01956140 Nah, he kicks his foot, studs up, out towards the keeper. Strictly speaking it was violent conduct and a red card to Cantwell.

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@Lorbobo1 @CelticF1rst He's oot injured; Knee-deep Simpson broke his u-bend

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@glencoebhoy @jamesdoleman ::waves blank sheet of paper::

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@jamesdoleman Lies, Damned Lies, but no Statistics

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@jamesdoleman I think I went straight from the first stage (last Thursday) to the last one (as soon as it became clear he was leaving).

I guess there was maybe a bit of frustration, but more at the fact we're now at the start of another farcical summer than him leaving.

[Paul McC @paul_mccombie]

@natashameikle I guess what he said in February, ultimately, turned out to be true. I wonder if he meant it that way and his ducks were already lining up as there were at least one or two EPL jaickets on shoogly pegs