Paul F. Miles

Writer, Ordained Minister (in the Church of Dudeism), Student, Bad Motor Scooter.

Father, teacher, role model, terrified.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Even when he isn't wearing his sunglasses, he's wearing his sunglasses😂.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

"Weird Al" credits Van Halen for helping him start his Hawaiian shirt collection.

"Van Halen had the thing where they had no brown M&M's in their rider, which they say they did for safety concerns, sort of like the canary in the coal mine thing. 'Well if you don't get that right how are you going to get everything else right…' But I was just thinking, 'Oh, you can ask for free stuff, great: give me a free tacky Hawaiian shirt for every show that I do.' That year I did 200 shows, so I got 200 shirts. That was a jump start for my collection."

(via @rockschoolpod)

📸: Ron Adar / Shutterstock

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Very nice, very dirigible.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

You’ll never believe it…..stay tunedhausen @wwe @GoodyearBlimp

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Tried stand-up for the first time tonight. Didn’t eat shit so I’m pretty stoked about that….

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

⁦@ParistownHall⁩ tonight….

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

@BillyStrings name dropped @knockedloose twice last night at the Yum Center. Game recognizes game.

[Jim Higdon @jimhigdon]

We have 364 days to stop the McConnell hemp shutdown that will make every non-intoxicating CBD product into a Schedule I narcotic.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

COLLIN CHANDLER DUNK OF THE YEAR ALREADY⁉️

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

It's official. Robert Englund now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, further cementing his status as one of the most legendary horror icons of all time. Congratulations to the man of our nightmares. Then. Now. And forever more.

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Texas is the reason….

[HARDLORE @hardlorepod]

ride Johnny ride

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Go outside NERD! #UncleBabyBilly #RightousGemstones

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

If Elon Musk called you right now, what would you say to him?

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Like, for reals….what’s your favorite scary movie?

Exorcist for me.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Strange right 🤔🤔🤷😤

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

Happy Birthday @DanhausenAD!

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Say “Happy Birthday Danhausen!” Or be cursed 🎈

[Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju]

A new ‘Godzilla Minus One guitar’ designed by Takashi Yamazaki has been gifted to the Japanese rock band The Alfee.

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

We see Morris….who’s Jerome?

[bomani @bomani_jones]

these boys look like the time.

[Paul F. Miles @paul_rules]

If he was driving a PT Cruiser, yes.

[Dan Mahowny @DanMahowny]

Was that the only available picture of the man??

[Gov't Mule @govtmuleband]

30 years ago today, Gov’t Mule’s debut album dropped. Heavy, fearless, and raw, it marked the beginning of something special.

#GovtMule #30YearsOfMule #RockHistory

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

We both love tight ends

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

GM and Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate!

Y’all put down your phones today and spend time with your families. I can guarantee you that this godforsaken place will be here tomorrow.

Sound up! 🔊

LFG!!!🔥🔥🔥