Paul subachus

[Paul subachus @paul_sub]

http://t.co/EEtcrmg6BN Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[Paul subachus @paul_sub]

The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back. http://t.co/nC6Ok6DY4X

[Paul subachus @paul_sub]

I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything. http://t.co/f2dAfT3H

[Paul subachus @paul_sub]

http://t.co/kSGyxDkc Waiter, there's an I in my team

[Paul subachus @paul_sub]

Nobody likes you "100 Calorie Packs." Nobody. http://t.co/qhAO6oXT