Paula K

Self-made 184cm adult. Aspiring professional napper. Chronic party-pooper. Wild procrastinator. Breakfast cereal connoisseur. Also gifted at parallel parking🎾

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Being a baby is hard. Especially when you're a 24 year old working adult.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

The biggest culture shock is paying for hummus that tastes like…nothing.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

I need a professional way to tell my manager I’m PMSing and everything is annoying.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Need the life equivalent of Lebanese moms saying khalas ana baddabbera.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Djokovic vs. Fonseca… INSANE MATCH.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Not me crying like a baby while Gaël Monfils says goodbye to Roland Garros.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Conversation topics available right now: Roland Garros and Roland Garros only.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Stop telling everybody everything.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

I need new music recommendations. The kind of songs that sound like they belong in a movie scene and instantly transport you somewhere else.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Packing again… to move to a new apartment that’s 2 minutes away from my current one. I’m honestly tired just thinking about it.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Been playing tennis since I was 5 and it’s so satisfying noticing little technical improvements now that I’m playing consistently again.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Sometimes the cure is not therapy, sometimes it’s a predictable cheesy rom com.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

If you’re not watching Sinner vs Alcaraz right now… respectfully, fix that immediately.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

I don’t hate my job, I just think I’d thrive better as a person who owns a cottage and 3 goats.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

I think it’s rude when your perfume fills the whole office. We’re not all part of your fragrance journey.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Let’s get shit done so we can come home early and lie in bed all evening.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Weekend flew by and I somehow did neither enough fun nor enough adulting.

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Double the views🎾

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

My evening routine is just lying down and reconsidering everything.

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Do we all just want to bake sourdough and live on a farm or is it just me?

[Paula K @paulaaaaroid]

Train rides > 2 hours = absolute torture.