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[Arinolaoluwa @hauwaMofaliving]

The urge to nap between 3PM-5PM is no joke.

[fahad @fahad309m]

Actually, make us clean on Monday morning so that work starts at midday🤣

[BigMac @babeotswejang]

we wait for friday, then wait for summer, then for next year, but what are we really waiting for?

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

I have asthma my mummy said I shouldn’t sweep

[Atwiine @atwiine_mugume]

I tried that gimmick of not eating beyond 8pm in order to reduce weight. I had to make porridge at 3am. I was dying

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I can handle most things in life except the sound of people eating with their mouths open 😭

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

A little “we can leave on Friday and come back Sunday afternoon “ would fix me right now.😭

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I truly hate meetings that serve no purpose. People just want to hear themselves speak

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I’m ready for pension. I have nothing left to contribute to the economy labour wise.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn't wanna take u

[elton @eltoowavy]

I really do listen to the same 20-30 songs everyday lmao

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

I hate when i take a day off from work and my coworkers ask me "where were you" like why tf mind y'all business.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

Every morning I wake up motivated... then reality clocks in five minutes later.

[V. @toriiii_xoxx]

another reason i want to make money is so i can randomly gift the people i care about.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“I want to go home” is something you’ll always hear me saying.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I'm actually a very sweet person, na una go just dey make person vex.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

sometimes i'm late because i sit like this for a very long time

[✰. @swagoszn_]

i genuinely hate yelling. I hate losing my cool. I hate arguing. I hate being mad. I just hate anything that pulls me into negativity.

[ayox @ayblaaack]

moment you telling your mom a story and almost told her the illegal part: