Paul Beeswax

I hate Skyler White

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

@ComicLoverMari You probs drive a loud Harley

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

Oh, thank heavens, Lil Tay is alive 🙏

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

… a white woman goes to TJ Maxx and calls it thrifting

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

“bark” - Goddard

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

At least once a month, I have a nightmare that takes place in a mall

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

I’m an Apple Music man, in a Spotify world

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

If you didn’t wear elites with your sperry’s, you weren’t trying hard enough

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

Everyday I have to be reminded that I liked Rae Sremmurd openly

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

She so free spirited and adventurous…she went to Nashville

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

When are they gonna make @gabimbaum the mayor of Philadelphia?

[HARDEST FIT PICS @HardestFitPics]

Robin Williams, 1999

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

I took the Le Crooooiiiixxx to Key West

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Gym Mfs done made self improvement corny💀

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

Thing that bothers me: grown ADULT men listening to the Hamilton soundtrack

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

My buddy’s step-dad asked me if I “checked out portnoy’s last pizza review”…

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

@carcar2drained ADIDAPS - KoRn

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

I hope kids are still doing 5-stars on each other. You gotta pay one way or another

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

Wendy from MGMT 250 whipped out a hard boiled egg to eat. Respect

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

You never drank out of this, and it shows…

[Paul Beeswax @paulbarone__]

“Dude, they got boneless wings on special”
“Those are tenders stop lying”