PaulB

I like guitars and records.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport @greatesthitsuk @ZoeTheBall Did you ask if she was good at sums because of her dad?

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

I wonder if this inspired the Monty Python Wuthering Heights by Semaphore sketch?

[Vinnie Sullivan @VinnieSull1van]

A lovesick keeper at Longships Lighthouse, 1.25 miles off the coast of Land’s End, and his wife, who miss each other, bridging the gap in this clip from a Nationwide documentary in 1972. Before mobile phones and heightened propaganda, people were the most valuable asset to one another. I bet this was the highlight of his upon which he'd count down the hours. ⏳️🌹

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Eddie Izzard pricks up his ears…

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Do you reckon Clint would be up for a remake of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with the north and south UK civil war? The Good is Andeh, of course, Bad has to be Kemi and ugly is Zack. Nigel can be the drunk Captain. What do you think?

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@DavidPGCSE Gaylaird of the glen is it now?

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport @montie Do these words ring a bell? “Well that’s the last time I play the tart for you”

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport @montie Especially if the person sitting on one side pats the seat and gives you a wink.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Why not do “who’s your favourite Andy?” And then a lineup of Burnham, Andy Murray and that Handy Andy off Changing Rooms.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport High velocity pebble dashing. That’ll take a jetwash to clean the bowl and surrounding areas.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport You can do tours of Winsford’s finest eateries and food emporiums. 5 bob a go.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport “Watch live on my social channels” It’s a trap. You have to validate who you are to watch it and then he knows who didn’t and he will send the space rozzers round to ask why you didn’t.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport “Widely blamed for starting the notorious Second World War.” I am sure that will soon be updated to “wrongfully accused” and then “the Jews did it”.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Winter tide festival you bigot.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport @BradfemlyWalsh On the plus side, you grew the best ever sprouts that year.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport That’s not Hitler, there’s no moustache.

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Ahead of their time those books. Do you see yourself as Geriatrix or Unhygienix?

[PaulB @paulbeardow]

@thesundaysport Those cruises up the Rhine seem to attract plenty of elderly people with jewellery, so perhaps start there with a couple of the dinghies left behind at the Kent coast?