@prodnose Darn right. Add that to the list of other favourites such as:
Why not kick the ball straight at the keeper? And.
If the ball does come out to you on the edge of the box, don’t try and control it, just thump it into Row Z.
@marcrileydj They should have stayed in the pub.
This has been happening for a while now. People seem to have forgotten to call for an encore too - provided the band deserved it!