Paul Boris

OM for Results Radio Chico, PD for 106.7 Z-Rock, cheese product enthusiast, and guy who runs regularly but identifies as mentally and emotionally fat.

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

...or if you wanted to listen to the whole album top to bottom, here's the link for that (all free, naturally) https://t.co/3hzRmTx0Z2

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo Oh snap! That’s right, will do!

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo Prolly like 75% (that’s what my dumb brain tells me anytime I’m in that situation…)

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo Same thing I used to ask myself about cigarettes back in my tobaccky days. “Why do I perceive this stimulant making my anxiety better?” I think I may have to give up coffee for herbal tea or something. Hope you’re more successful in managing the caffeine than I have been!

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@StephenCBrandt Not purty enough. Also never tried 😁

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

Why is it that when a Russian nesting doll of problems spring up at the end of the day leading into a holiday weekend, just hearing other people joking around and having fun makes you want to go on a 12 state murder spree?

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo Seems like they shoulda put a card in there or something? 😬

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo They’ve been talkin’ to NVidia sounds like 😅

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

Nobody asked, but I friggin’ think Cecily Strong rules. That is all. (Can you tell I just got around to watching her final episode? Heh) Keep bein’ rad in whatever you do next, Cecily. That’s all. Thanks fer readin’!

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

THESE are the Vikings that I know unfortunately. 😖

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

I think this is an old one but it still hits 😅

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males https://t.co/1jX6dgfDAa

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

Just realized I’m older than the Prime Minister of the UK. I wasn’t prepared for this new level of self disappointment?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kanye West Bursts Into Pepperidge Farm With Pitch For Shoe Cookie https://t.co/bTLTgba2h1

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo We’ll damn, you have more self confidence than I do! 😅

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@pseudopseudo Strangely enough I think that may be the one (maybe one of two) Station Casinos I never went too. Now it’s gone forever. #HugYourCasinos

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@morninggloria Leave us out of this! (What is this exactly?)

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

Reminder: not like certain musicians or kinds of music is not a personality.

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@RollingStone @alyankovic But WHICH single “drug?” 😁

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Paul Boris @paulboris]

@secupp @StephenAtHome @MelissaJPeltier SHHHHHH! McDonald’s lawyers might hear you three…