Paul Bryon Jones

Some things in sports just need to be made fun of: College Football Rankings, the Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame and the New York Yankees.

[Paul Bryon Jones @paulbryanj]

#askCF I love the many, many references to the Twin Cities in your songs. Can we expect more of those this time around? Plus, no “Anne Marie & Shane” at the Fine Line last time around. Maybe the Turf Club next month? Pretty please! :-)

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@EddieTrunk at least they’re in the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame.

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Stupid call from Harbaugh #BALvsGB doesn’t anyone go for the tie anymore?

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Shocker, #CFBPlayoff rankings are out and the second best team in the nation #Bearcats get NO respect. The committee is just a bunch of good ol’ boys who want their favorites in.

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#Brownsvsbroncos Never understood this, only one of these is a penalty, a 15-yard personal foul at that. Who got the call?

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Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb play call #BillsvsTitans

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ESPN hates the Orioles. O’s easily sweep Boston this weekend and the lead story is how Boston goes 0-3 at Fenway to start the season. Nothing about the O’s clobbering them, just that Boston starts 0-3.

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AAC boss: 'Bring back BCS ... deck is stacked' https://t.co/8Ybca4gQHR. Of course the BCS computer would make things more fair. The computer has no biases.

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“Competitive analysis” is just another way of saying “We are @OhioState and you are not.”

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LSU football self-imposes 1-year bowl ban https://t.co/TMVBgZjFgM. Some punishment, huh? LSU shouldn’t be playing in a bowl games regardless this year. This is like allowing your screen addicted teenager to punish themselves by staying indoors.

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Ohio St. into Big Ten finale after rule adjustment https://t.co/986L9JV7np. BS, this transpired ONLY because they’re Ohio St. If anyone other than OSU would have been in this same exact scenario there would have been no rule change.

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Sources: Jets fire DC Williams after curious blitz https://t.co/dhVokxiziU Yep, not a great call, but Williams gets fired while Gase retains his job regardless of his ineptitude as a head coach for some time now?

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De’Aaron Fox of SAC just signed a five-year $163 million extension. That’s an average of $32.6 million per year for someone I had never heard of or has never made an all-star game.

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The average salary in the NBA is $7.7 million per year. No wonder there are so many bad salaries out there that teams are trying to dump.

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Forgot what a BS ending the MNF game from 2012 Sea vs GB was. This was the first of many more Seahawks’ wins by the hand of God. One of the worse officiated games ever.

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Sources: XFL staff laid off, no plans for 2021 https://t.co/uG25cFcYvD. No more XFL, can’t say we didn’t see that coming.

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I guess I never realized that college football players on the same team can have the same jersey numbers. Chase Young and J.K. Dobbins are both #2.

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It’s the dadgummest thing.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Serious question: why do college coaches require a state trooper escort to the midfield handshake?

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Brady, Favre, Montana highlight All-Time QB picks https://t.co/kxCUpcYxwT Why Staubach over Brees?

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Dabo Swinney - “"We win, against the team that beat [Georgia], and it's, 'How do we get Clemson out?' It's the dadgummest thing.” Who says, “dadgummest?” But he’s right, the voters will select who they want not who deserves it.