Paul Bryant

[NPR @NPR]

Kayaker Admits To Setting Up A Rival Who Was Banned For Doping https://t.co/CdpHzIATh2

[The Onion @TheOnion]

World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5 https://t.co/B7M7N21H52

[680 NewsRadio Toronto Traffic & Weather @NewsRadioTO]

Weekend. Ruined. More on the 9s! https://t.co/ScRsserNe5

[Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine]

Apparently, dolphins boop puffer fish to get high.
They do this purposely, or porpoisely--sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

1. Not correct. 2. Correct.

[Paul Bryant @paulbryant87]

@StephanieCarvin Armageddon.

[Paul Bryant @paulbryant87]

@nspector4 there are worse things but the way this was done: new minister takes fall, committee gets blamed + lame excuses warrants outrage.

[Simon Gysbers @simongysbers]

#BellLetsTalk

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

Holy smokes. https://t.co/UHvWdPNs8h

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

IF AMERICA CONTINUES TO BREED PUGS THEN AT LEAST GIVE THEM LITTLE SLEEP APNEA MASKS SO THEY CAN DREAM OF A LESS CRUEL WORLD

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

“Since 2004 taxpayers have handed the Aga Khan Foundation $310 mill, inc. the current govt’s commitment of $55 mil.” https://t.co/aUXLSJTswf https://t.co/7tAQk2fjoT

[Limericking @Limericking]

The fellow elected this fall,
Believing the stock is too small,
Intends to take charge
And then to enlarge
His power to murder us all.

[IRPP @IRPP]

It's been a record-breaking year for Policy Options! To celebrate, we're counting down the 10 most popular articles of 2016. #POcountdown

[Paul Bryant @paulbryant87]

@SWIFTwillgress it really looks like it is the angle of the photo. To me, at least.

[Steve Hewitt 🇨🇦 @SteveHewittUK]

Donald Trump is moving to the White House, and liberals put him there | Thomas Frank https://t.co/Agsv8jkLuV

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Donald Trump made 37 false claims at last night's debate. #TrumpCheck

[Travon Free @Travon]

Hey Danny Glover what's the state of this election for Trump? #debatenight