Paul Burrows

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@northernassist We moved about a metre and have stopped again…no announcement…staff have disappeared…

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@northernassist been stuck on a broken down train between Stockport and Cheadle Hulme for over 90 minutes now. “Rescue” train arrived 15 mins ago and still nothing…what’s taking so long? 🥴🤔

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@northernassist Your conductor doesn’t know anything because he isn’t being told anything…how long is “on the move shortly”? We don’t even know which direction we’re going to go?

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

These photos are EVERYTHING 😍🐶

#MUWomen

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@northernassist @northernfailway As many services as you can…but none for the best part of 2 hours? Pull the other one!

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

Disgraceful @northernassist @northernfailway

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@northernassist @northernfailway @AndyBurnhamGM sort it out

[Rihanna @rihanna]

when protecting pussies and firing pussies can happen all in one vote #votecauseicant #TanSuitSeason

[Sara Barnard @saramegan]

Look, obviously I'd love a bank holiday, but it would be quite galling for the men's team to get the country a bank holiday for winning a tournament the Lionesses already won?

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@PillingAnthony @MikeMinay Mike’s just a wrongun

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

ITV release clip from the Sunak interview and wow, just wow..

He hurries in, apologising and complaining that the 80th Anniversary of D Day “ran over”.

Holy shit.

Later he talks of his own sacrifices growing up. He didn’t have Sky TV…

What a fucking prick.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Big thanks to Julie Etchingham for letting me talk bollocks uninterrupted and shutting up Keir Starmer as soon as he opens his mouth.
#ITVDebate

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Just retweet.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

Am I the only person who never really liked #GavinAndStacey ?

Think it’s a James Corden thing…

[Mike Minay @MikeMinay]

My brain struggles to comprehend running 26.2 metres, let alone 26.2 miles.

So well done to the other half @paulburrows14 who stupidly took on the Manchester Marathon challenge today and beat his sub-four hour target! ❤️

[Lee @leerobson23]

Dan Burn celebrating for the deaf fans.

Some bloke 👏

[Jon @jonbir90]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Sheridan Smith to play Adobe Photoshop Version 24.4.1 in the upcoming ITV1 royal drama Manipulated.

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@MikeMinay No comment

[Paul Burrows @paulburrows14]

@MikeMinay 🥵

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

In the last 24 hours:

🚨 Cornwall NHS declares critical incident

🚨 Plymouth's Derriford Hospital declares critical incident

🚨 University hospitals Morecambe Bay declares critical incident

Yet, NO junior doctors striking!

Maybe they weren’t to blame after all?!