On metro north today a My Cousin Vinny-style couple was arguing. It ended when the lady said the man was “a bad person” & he laughed incredulously and walked away saying “ok, Kristina, tell that to all the texts I get on my birthday.”
These brilliant women have created three detailed lesson plans (daily 10/25/45 minute programs) for June as a step one to becoming an active ally to the black community through learning and acting to support. Use it & share it!!!
If you’re looking for a distraction, the ep of @nbcbrooklyn99 that @madelinemwalter and I wrote airs tonight at 830! Directed by @kyrasedgwick who was not only an amazing director but also made certain this photo was well lit. A pro. Hope you guys enjoy!
started reading fiction again and in every book the main character is like hi I’m horny in this hyper specific way & then another character is like well how do you do that’s my thing too let’s love but also slowly destroy one another shall we? it’s terrific no more history for me
Every New Years Eve of my childhood, my parents would dress my brothers and I up in identical suits and we would serve them hors d’oeuvres from 9pm until the ball dropped. I didn’t realize until YEARS later that all children did not do this. A genuinely crazy but very good scam.
@apesheep Seems chill. In the row in front of me there’s a group of ppl yelling at each other in Russian while watching a video of a birthday party and a full movie with no headphones. They’re passing a bag of family size Doritos back and forth. They’re a smash.
On a plane sitting next to a grown woman who just wrote “Barfs” in her scrabble app and when it was accepted had the kind of manic triumph energy that Elaine Bennes had that one time she drove to the airport really fast on Seinfeld
Nat Geo just posted a video of a famous great white shark named Deep Blue that says “she was spotted with a girthy belly leading to pregnancy speculation” and I really deeply hope this is the beginning of National Geographic becoming a tabloid abt animals.
Hello it��s me, a child in a foreign film, I am like a regular child (small/like to play/need a haircut) but my main thing is to sit quietly at the dinner table pulling food apart, chewing, and staring at my parents silently wondering “will I ever grow to understand you?”
thought I had no sense of entitlement until just now on my run when a bee flew straight into my actual mouth and my first rxn was to yell “what right do you have???” as I spit it out.
Hello! @madelinemwalter and I wrote tonight’s episode of @nbcbrooklyn99. It was masterfully directed by @JoeLoTruglio with special guests @claspy and @drewtarver. Working on the show is a dream and I hope watching it is too. Tonight at 9 on nbc if ya nasty