Paul Welsh

Writer for @nbcbrooklyn99, Trent on @CW_CrazyXGF, UCB performer and writer. I really don’t know.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

On metro north today a My Cousin Vinny-style couple was arguing. It ended when the lady said the man was “a bad person” & he laughed incredulously and walked away saying “ok, Kristina, tell that to all the texts I get on my birthday.”

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

@CruzKayne Boy are they lucky!! Congrats, Michael Kayne!!

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

[Vella Lovell @vellalovell]

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

COVID19 protest relief is live!! Give if you can, share if it’s in your heart!! #BlackLivesMatter and more to come!!

https://t.co/M4VTgrjnpS

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

These brilliant women have created three detailed lesson plans (daily 10/25/45 minute programs) for June as a step one to becoming an active ally to the black community through learning and acting to support. Use it & share it!!!

[Bryanna Wallace & Autumn Gupta @Autumn_Bry]

https://t.co/9IPHChxdp7

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Or consider any of these other resources to support BLM in cities all over the country: https://t.co/vMSF8A0DRW

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

If you are able, do not let your black square keep you from opening your wallet. I did it here: https://t.co/K3oui7stAO

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

@ariscott I’m so sorry, Ari.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

@madelinemwalter @iamstephbeatz Truly. Every take. It was a joy.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

If you’re looking for a distraction, the ep of @nbcbrooklyn99 that @madelinemwalter and I wrote airs tonight at 830! Directed by @kyrasedgwick who was not only an amazing director but also made certain this photo was well lit. A pro. Hope you guys enjoy!

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

I am on tonight’s episode of @nbcbrooklyn99. Written by @thejustinnoble. Check it out for a good time at a good time (830pm)!

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

One week until the next new #Brooklyn99 like

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

started reading fiction again and in every book the main character is like hi I’m horny in this hyper specific way & then another character is like well how do you do that’s my thing too let’s love but also slowly destroy one another shall we? it’s terrific no more history for me

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Every New Years Eve of my childhood, my parents would dress my brothers and I up in identical suits and we would serve them hors d’oeuvres from 9pm until the ball dropped. I didn’t realize until YEARS later that all children did not do this. A genuinely crazy but very good scam.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

@apesheep Seems chill. In the row in front of me there’s a group of ppl yelling at each other in Russian while watching a video of a birthday party and a full movie with no headphones. They’re passing a bag of family size Doritos back and forth. They’re a smash.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

On a plane sitting next to a grown woman who just wrote “Barfs” in her scrabble app and when it was accepted had the kind of manic triumph energy that Elaine Bennes had that one time she drove to the airport really fast on Seinfeld

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Nat Geo just posted a video of a famous great white shark named Deep Blue that says “she was spotted with a girthy belly leading to pregnancy speculation” and I really deeply hope this is the beginning of National Geographic becoming a tabloid abt animals.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Hello it��s me, a child in a foreign film, I am like a regular child (small/like to play/need a haircut) but my main thing is to sit quietly at the dinner table pulling food apart, chewing, and staring at my parents silently wondering “will I ever grow to understand you?”

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

thought I had no sense of entitlement until just now on my run when a bee flew straight into my actual mouth and my first rxn was to yell “what right do you have???” as I spit it out.

[Paul Welsh @paulbwelsh]

Hello! @madelinemwalter and I wrote tonight’s episode of @nbcbrooklyn99. It was masterfully directed by @JoeLoTruglio with special guests @claspy and @drewtarver. Working on the show is a dream and I hope watching it is too. Tonight at 9 on nbc if ya nasty