PaulCatmur

Writer. Ex Adman. Ex Croupier.

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@TomDutty Yeah and why bother drawing the game out over 90 minutes when we could just go straight to penalties?

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@TheKoopaGuy Surely Auckland would be close? We've even got a bridge.

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Further adventures from the World Cup: https://t.co/PiAiXAGzot

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https://t.co/i0zoC52mhn

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@blankslate2017 Wait until you hear about illegal formations.

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@dailydirtnap So don’t watch it. We’ll do OK without you.

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@Megatron_ron Well, I wasn't.

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@EzzyMUFC The second one was better

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@yonann When I lived there, Grand Bahama Island had runways cut in the bush littered with light planes that had crashed. Nobody seemed to do anything about it.

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@jerryagar1010 You should have stopped after the first six words.

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@edwardjohncraig @fiago7 Beautiful building.

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@KarmaPolitzia @fiago7 The Capitol tour is great. I can't believe they let me in to the Senate to watch proceedings in a t-shirt and shorts.

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@tomfgoodwin Come on, you're better than this.

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@canning30 @joeroganhq @sam_ikin I want to see White playing. Preferably against Messi.

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@milenialmentor No way AC/DC should be in that pantheon.

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@cidkebevvwowofn So, Medicine is Monetising Illness? Food is Monetising Hunger? Hats are Monetising Baldness?
(Sorry about the caps, but you started it.)

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@elonmusk If.

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@Piquelme21 QPR

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@aibytekat If you are capable of doubling your workload you are clearly coasting at under capacity anyway.

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@RobertoMunro I’m struggling too. I’ve watched two of a series that has now disappeared.