Simon Canning

Communications specialist Simon Says. Once Origin Energy, The Australian, Mumbrella, Adobe, Adbrief. Media junkie. Views are mine, nose is dog's

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@OzraeliAvi I have worked as a pollster. These numbers are completely reflective of the sort of people who answer the door and invite me in for an hour. The same people who answer a random number and devote a bit of their lives to answering a stranger's questions.

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@aaronsmith Her health policy is 67 words.
Her gun ownership policy is 639 words.

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Hi Pauline. Nestor Irankunda just scored Australia's first 2026 World Cup goal. He came here as a refugee. A proud Australian. Care to comment? Oh. Sorry. He may also need black.
@OneNationAus

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@KGrahamContent Easy fix. They just need to stop military snipers having access to stadium rooftops.

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@goodfoodgal Hi Melinda. If you are such an Australian patriot, why do you have a US flag on your profile. That doesn't seem very Australian to me.

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@Katherine_deves @AshPolitik Hey Katherine. Your still haven't picked up your ANTIFA prize.

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@reignitedem Speaking to the Kool Aid drinkers a little different to facing the Press Club.

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@boschful Why have the British suddenly become as dumb as Americans.

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@LouStagner Golf guy says Football boring. Mate golf is nothing more than a nice walk in the park ruined.

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@simonhill1894 @GGArmy Crikey we miss you mate!

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@brashua431973 @BlackLabelAdvsr Hey mate. Just as an aside, can you remind me why you started a war with no pla, to fix something that wasn't broken (and which tou said was fixed last year), would be over in 3 days (38 times so far) and which tanked the global economy?

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@therealburns3 The United States is not even the greatest soccer team in the United States. Ask your women.

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@Europoorupset Your stadiums are like your food. Artificially enhanced and devoid of flavour or nutrition.

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@mbs59er Baseball world champions? Venezuela, not the USA.
Basketball world champions? Germany, not the USA.
Hockey world champions? Finland, not the USA.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

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@eamonnwarner SBS didn't come up with the drinks break. They are also only partially taxpayer funded. These ads are allowing you to see every single game free. Would you prefer the alternative? Not much brain or thinking here.

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@selene422 The original installation was a graffiti hit job

The removal is Performance Art.

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@CraigNorenbergs @SBS Quite right. SBS could have easily kept the Australian games per the anti-siphoning rules and onsold the rest of the tournament to a streaming service where you would have to pay. But they didn't.

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@KobieThatcher Honestly Kobie, if we could send you back to the 1950s and lock the door, we would. You'd be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

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@fcbtray Ah yes. From that country that brought you aerosol cheese.