Paul

Please don’t judge me by my content, I’m actually much worse than this

[Paul @pauldacity]

@Vortiyearn “Help, I posted something stupid and people are calling me on it”

[Paledoptera 🦋 @paledoptera]

why is this motif in literally everything

[Paul @pauldacity]

@ImmyBisou @DvN_888 I agree

[Paul @pauldacity]

@revenant_MMXX Buying this solely for the chance of getting dragons crown on pc one day

[Philtomato 🍅 @otagoth]

@CrackMcCraigen @fireferret93 Hello Craig, Big fan.

[Paul @pauldacity]

@zmbiekissr Many people on Twitter are retarded

[Paul @pauldacity]

@Speedy_Gamer_PR @Wario64 Shut the fuck up, dumbass

[Paul @pauldacity]

@Wario64 I wish I could finance it myself, dragons crown deserves a PC release

[Paul @pauldacity]

@c0rpse_babyy I do, shit

[Paul @pauldacity]

@NoPedestalsHQ @idontgetball You sound like a faggot

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Paul @pauldacity]

@PancreasNo Akira Toryiama, love the man, but he’s a fucking dogshit writer. SO many missed story beats and flat out stupid narrative choices….

[Paul @pauldacity]

@IcicleICE @3923mucc Nice!

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Amphibians In Pain…AIC just works here!

[Paul @pauldacity]

@not__vee Why does the enshittification of crunchyroll suddenly make sense now

[Paul @pauldacity]

@flakysalt I need more of whatever this is, this is wonderful

[Paul @pauldacity]

@EtherionMaster What kind of faggot shit is this

[Paul @pauldacity]

@MkozOpen @cinnabus Is there a penis alt

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on my way to fucking GET YOU

[Paul @pauldacity]

@itsrosesm No that’s fuckin retarded and a waste of money