Paul Danke

Stand up comedy and honestly rock n roll.

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

The Dolphins Have S@x For Fun https://t.co/LEn0zywM8v via @YouTube

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

@TheSlurryBaron @YouTube We’re both having good years!

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

New music video out now The Dolphins Have S@x For Fun https://t.co/wulq87czBP via @YouTube

[kath @katherineleon]

really fun EP from @pauldanke out today on aspecialthing records!! https://t.co/ayWgBpgLi8

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

The every other world leader group chat has got to be hilarious rn

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Asked my kid who is in 8th grade what his friends think of this whole Kanye situation and he told me "NOBODY is talking about him, that's y'alls problem"

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

he's gonna send a follow up email 😂😂😂😂

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

RFK, I'm hearing from everyone their body acne is really popping off, what gives?

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Getting notices when posting on meta platforms discouraging me from posts calling someone a dumbass. Sorry Z man but Dumbass is primetime approved

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Thank goodness that Canadian border is safer, we were all in danger of: waiting at the border crossing for not that long of a time.

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

When literally anyone can do an impression of you, AI is the most terrifying

[Variety @Variety]

Nicolas Cage says "protect yourselves from AI."

“There is another world that is also disturbing me, and it’s happening right now around all of us — the new AI world. I am a big believer in not letting robots dream for us. Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end if an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only. We can’t let that happen. The job of all art in my view, film performance included, is to hold a mirror to the external and internal stories of the human condition through the very human thoughtful and emotional process of recreation. A robot can’t do that. If we let robots do that, it will lack all heart and eventually lose edge and turn to mush. There will be no human response to life as we know it. It will be life as robots tell us to know it. I say, protect yourselves from AI interfering with your authentic and honest expressions.”

Read more here: https://t.co/se18GZu66y

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Is there a lemon law for presidents? we've got a clunker here.

[California Department of Water Resources @CA_DWR]

The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

The AI scam just got scammed and it's so fucking funny.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

LA Friends! Adult Entertainment: A Comedy Show is back next Wednesday 8pm and it’s FREE w/@adamconover, @joshgondelman, Subhah Agarwal, @lisa_curry, @pauldanke RSVP here: https://t.co/KxE2FFUNti

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

The amount of people now breathlessly saying Mr President is embarrassing.

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Trump and his cronies are the most bad faith argument generators I've ever seen.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Warren on Hegseth suddenly embracing women in combat (if they meet certain standards): "I've heard of death bed conversions. But this is the first time I've heard of a nomination conversion."

[L.A. Tenants Union @LATenantsUnion]

In poor and working-class neighborhoods, tenants will be hit with harassment, frivolous 3-day notices, and baseless evictions. THEN the landlords will price-gouge, and the former tenants will become homeless.

EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

N95 masks are available for the public at all LAPL locations while supplies last.

Visit https://t.co/JnjThoc3Vb for hours and updates.

Emergency information and resources can be found at https://t.co/MVYckrkvBI.

[Paul Danke @pauldanke]

Getting a hangover without getting drunk is just a cool thing that I do now.