ilikemenderman 🪦

registered FLEX offender 😵‍💫‼️ 🗣CRUNK ROCK ENJOYER🗣 im freaking trans freaking gemder 🏳️‍⚧️

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

greetings. On January first 2023 I will be shutting off my personal computer for good. My mobile phone will be disconnected and melted with thermite. I shall burn all Identification, money, and papers. Then I will commence my journey eastward... into the rising sun.

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@grievancepay ?!? absolutely not

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

MY COBRA STARSHIP VINYL IS COMING IM SO GAYYYYYYY

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@thtism bro tweeted from the web browser just to talk abt malec we’re so back

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

i dreamt that i went to school with the gang and i got so mad at dennis for being mean to dee i beat him up

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@thtism what is wrong w them

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

neutral milk hotel in my top songs in the big 25 i need to be taken out back

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@aphexjude BIG GUY BIG GUY B-BIG GUY

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

spongebob big guy pants okay

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

i forgot abt this actually

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

i folded and got the cobra starship vinyl

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

like what

[jude ☆ （ ´_ゝ`） @aphexjude]

when im out with the dl benson boone trade on our way to get dubai chocolate brownie crumbl cookie but his grindr goes off and i see he’s been texting the performative labubu matcha grok generated transmasc switch

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

fart

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

2 yrs with gayboy today

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@thtism i loav u

[luka🏡 @thtism]

today is 2 years with my angel, my love, my baby, my sweetheart, my pretty, my heart and ive never been happier ! loving you is the greatest thing i will ever do

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

boyfriend just got a septum

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

@thtism

[raine🦂 @thegorezone]

happy 40th anniversary to my fave comrades in science! (#reanimator) 💉💚

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

i folded and got the cobra starship vinyl

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

like why is among us here 😭

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

phone wouldn’t turn on for like eight mins bc im so out of storage

[ilikemenderman 🪦 @pauldanocel]

thus is my home screen still lmfao