Paul Dermott

[Paul Dermott @pauldermott]

Gabriel Clarke, what a little bitch!

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@NianticHelp unable to clear this error, raised multiple tickets on chat over the last 3 days, but no one is responding

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I went to a shoe repair conference yesterday. What a load of cobblers!
#jokes #dadjokes

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@DeliverooHelp @annabarbara_c @sanjsandhu1 @Deliveroo Same here, tried telling me the driver came but the camera on the house said otherwise, so did the restaurant who said they didn't have any of the food I ordered!

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@Deliveroo Waited an hour and a half for KFC only for the driver to not deliver it but Mark it delivered. Apparently they tried to deliver but no one answered, checked the door cameras and no one has been near! Lying incompetent arseholes! Avoid!

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@RadioX whilst attending some forklift training the instructor asked if anyone had ever drove a gas powered forklift, to which one guy said he was in one once and the cylinder exploded and blew out his kidney #bullshido

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Top tip: When I had my #NHS #vaccine the nurse said to keep myself hydrated afterwards, but I didn't hear the 'drated part. I didn't feel bad at all after it, in fact I felt great!

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@HMRCcustomers updating your records after you close a business down be like...

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@BishForCongress @shutts67 @StillHereBugger And are Niki Minaj's songs used in teaching in music classes in US schools?

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Except you did, @DarkSkyApp. Shameful!

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With the what now?! Must be a punk band! 😂 #peppapig #fuckinggazelles

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@Draconis1986 @BioMarkDarrah @anthemgame Same issue here

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@kuebel33 @anthemgame Same

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@LucidSoundAudio, do you know when the LS41s will release in the UK? 🎧

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@DontFollowStu I questioned why you would ram it with a trolley but I suppose 'every little helps'.

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@AmazonUK Hey I'm trying to buy these earphones for the price shown in the pic but this isn't the price in checkout...
https://t.co/Hhiy9r8qvT

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@MaxFactorUK Idea for an African make-up product called Madagascara!

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@AndrewApplepie loving the tunes. Is Nobody Knows going to available on Google Play music anytime?

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@HuaweiMobile the Google home app is not working on huawei p20 pro. Cannot access settings or home control. What's going on?

[Paul Dermott @pauldermott]

@Google like other users I currently cannot open the Google Assistant settings 😪